I'm new 'round these parts, but was told that Mr. Ashens might want my jar of 10-year-old Haribo Hearts?3yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/Ashens
A jar of Haribo Hearts left alone in the dark for 10 years will in time turn bitter and become Hateful Hearts3yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/CasualUK
Bad landlords are a good thing actually, they help keep rents down and avoid calls for rent controls3yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/LandlordLove
HIFW my girlfriend and I are working opposite shifts and never see each other even though we live together9yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my colleague tells me it's not normal for a 22 year old guy to know the words to 'Let It Go'10yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I find I weigh under 100Kg for the first time since puberty and my BMI is no longer in the obese range8yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Yesterday I asked for - and was granted - a pay rise! I might now be able to afford these 'savings' things I keep hearing about. I therefore present: MRW.9yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
It would appear my girlfriend and I have both got thrush. Can't go anywhere. Can't have sex. Only one thing to do!10yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW just as I'm wondering how I'll make it through another day at my shitty, low-paying job, my university emails me to ask me how graduate life is.10yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
HIF After exercising for the first time after taking a month of due to an injury8yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW I'm about to eat something and my mum puts on condescending face and asks, do you really need that?10yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW when my PC breaks down, and I'm not sure it's repairable, and then there's a Steam sale, and I'm really broke at the moment9yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Can anyone tell me what this is? Something about it really rings a bell.12yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/Punny
My professor's slides all look like this; comic sans, inconsistent bullet-point sizes, ugly clip art ...13yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Tumblr can actually be a good source of porn. But don't ask me what I was searching for when I found this. [SFW]13yr ⋅ Caligapiscis ⋅ r/WTF
