Reach out & grab you audience!

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Prreeeaaaccchhh!!

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Damnit Bobby, just clean!

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She’s just easier!

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Fuck yeah

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We all know someone like this in the office...

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Dang... yoga pants, too??

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Subtle message from the kids

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Technically any food in a styrofoam container!

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Truth!

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Seriously, though..

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Wow, aren’t you a pioneer...

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Because if I have to endure it, you should too!

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BRING FORTH THE YAOI!

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GIGANTIC TRUTH

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No one has ever died of second-hand heroin.

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The inside of my persimmon looks like a specialty herb

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It really do be like that though

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They better not die on your watch!

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Sweet little coco puffs

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Tick tock, buddy.

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Ahem...

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Charlie’s first swim!

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Will Karen ever STFU?

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The closer to FREE, the better!

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Charlie’s first swim!

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Regan looks like a really sweet grandma! Trump is definitely a lesbian.

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Who can relate? 🙋🏼‍♀️🤪

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All of out of depth, chief

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Charlie’s first swim!

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Better stop talking when I get to “alllllright, Bucko!”

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SPIRIT. ANIMAL.

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Facts!

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Would’ve had 5 kids in the same year

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#Bloop

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Karen, Janet, Linda & Susan are about to throw a FIT!

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I bet you want them mild, too...

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He 👃🏼 better than that!

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Grandpa, what are your top 25 fav foods?!

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Thinking I should try Sharon’s risotto!

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Sin cave

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Be enlightened!

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Dead.

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Pretty sure my kiddos give the same look when they’re bored...

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such a gooood boooy

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Good boy

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Even Santa likes some boobies!

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Or!

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Oops!

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Don’t eat the seeds!

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Sin cave

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All the 90’s kids will relate 😎

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Oof!

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Nobody asked you, Fred...

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Single mom

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Someone teach me how to lift, bro.

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Someone’s in the Christmas spirit!

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Because barking drains a battery fast!

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Tastes horrible...

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Someone raised them right!

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