If you come in peace, surrender or be destroyed. If you're here to make war, we surrender5yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
The Spidarians, though weak and womanlike on the battlefield, are masters of the textile arts (tastes like king crab, by the way). Crazy bugs actually wove this tapestry of my heroic conquest while I was still killing them2yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
I installed shock absorbing dampers to reduce the risk of Catastrophic Butt Failure2yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
Righto gents, it's another simulation gone mad so murder and mayhem standard procedure3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
Direct your attention to this ancient and mysterious tablet which has yet to be deciphered...3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
You can eat my dog, you can eat my truck but you eat my flag and you're outta luck!2yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
This could be the most one sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty foot tall Mechanical Joe Fraizer3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
Project Satan - A savage, intelligent military vehicle built from the most evil parts of the most evil cars in all the world!3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
This could be the most one-sided fight since 1973 when Ali faced an eighty foot tall Mechanical Joe Frazier. My memory's not what it used to be, but I think the entire Earth was destroyed.1yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
Folks, do you realise that without your support public television can't afford to bring you such award winning shows as Edward the Penitent?3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
SILENCE! Notice the Nibblonian leadership and (incompetent) Robot Elders wear similar dress. Could they be related?3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/futurama
Brighton, England, 1985. Manchester United play Sussexton-Hamptonshire on Lea when a deadly riot breaks out in the stands... Twenty-two years later, this riot is still going on3yr ⋅ Calculon3 ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
