My neighbor “allegedly” refused to pay the guy who cleared his back yard. He’ll be coming home to this gift left in his driveway.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
The designers of the World Trade Center posing with the model in 19643yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/interestingasfuck
When is a man most often looking down at his right forearm? Hmmmmmmm...2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The time my brother put the dog’s toenail clippings in the bottom of popcorn bowl “as a joke”4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/awfuleverything
Ok, before you say “where’s the humor?” I’d just like to point out that this is undeniably hysterical as-is.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My daughter’s secret handiwork... I just found this and now I can’t stop laughing.4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
Just picked up his new wheels or does he have the sickest little pedal car??3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/13or30
Clint Eastwood thanking all the empty chairs for attending Trump’s CPAC speech.1yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Anyone else have a “community pie” left out on the counter with some forks in it or is my fat slob family special??2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
Listen, I’m really busy. Can you just bullet-point your platform for me?2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I’m at the “take a photo of the directions and zoom in on your phone” stage of my life...1yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/FuckImOld
So, it turns out it was just his wife making him sexless all along??2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This is taking place closer to World War II than we are to this photograph... cast of Taxi in 1982.1yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/FuckImOld
Fossey following surgery yesterday to remove a bone from her intestines...2mo ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/Incorgnito
Fossey is doing great after intestinal sectioning. Thank you for your kind words!2mo ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/Incorgnito
Come on now. Someone found an ancient artifact and it’s something we used every day...8mo ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/FuckImOld
So the aloe I beheaded grew a bunch more and the first “baby” dropped off and she has some roots! I’m going to be a Dad!3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/watchplantsgrow
Suck it Libs! President Trump finally delivers on infrastructure week!!2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Kalancho submerged leaf propagation. I had no idea this would even work!!3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/proplifting
I’m very excited about this! Friend gave me the leaf and said to keep it submerged.3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/watchplantsgrow
Container found after presumably floating in the ocean since 1976 (and not degrading one bit)4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/tookyoulongenough
Props to all the syrup manufacturers for taking the lead in making things right.4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
“Master Mobile Mechanic” driving a 1989 Geo Metro is either the sketchiest mechanic in the world or a marketing genius.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
I was very young at the time. Back when the fries still tasted great!2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/FuckImOld
People who are totally not mindless sheep gather together behind cattle fence awaiting their turn at the Trump trough.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I chopped off the top of a healthy aloe to replant and these guys came out of the stump. It’s been fun watching the progress. Do I let them stay in the stump or break them off to re-pot?4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/watchplantsgrow
Every year the kids and I buy or make a meaningful ornament. 2018 was a difficult year in my household...3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
You guys are all laughing but Trump gave himself Covid immunity 3 years ago! This genius is way ahead of his time!4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others4yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Found behind the drawer. Anybody else with dated t-shirts older than this?2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/tookyoulongenough
Getting ready for work on Monday acting like I don’t know there’s no me and there’s no you.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/nonduality
Chinese food dinner receipt from 1983 found as a bookmark in a book from goodwill. Can any sleuths discover where the restaurant was? By tax rate & name? Bought in FL but I get a CA vibe from the book.3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/tookyoulongenough
I hope no one buys this out from under me - tryna scrape up $50 for this5yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/CrackheadCraigslist
I was banned from r/DWAC_Stock for dropping the truth, but not before I noticed a handful of up votes...1yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/TRUTHsocialWatch
Donald Trump discovers undeniable proof people are voting twice in Florida3yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Please join me in the celebration of the 29th Anniversary of my college party t-shirt, still in rotation. Post your competing, dated attire...1yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/FuckImOld
We truly are the universe experiencing itself.... an awe inspiring revelation/discovery/epiphany. And, yet...1yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/nonduality
Seeing “no self” happens every day, all throughout the day, you are just not ‘there’ to notice it when it happens: the great paradox and the cosmic joke. It is also sometimes known as “flow.” Be ready to see it. That’s all it takes. One glimpse could knock down all the dominos.2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/nonduality
My phone gave my daughter rabbit feet and I can’t catch my breath from laughing so hard2yr ⋅ CalbertCorpse ⋅ r/funny
