Jeff Goldblum knows us all.

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How far the Senate has fallen

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They're threatened and scared

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Baby gorilla and baby human reacting to a cold stethoscope

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What is wrong with Americans?

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M-O-O-N, that spells moron

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Such needless suffering and grief

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Just stop saying it

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What were they thinking?

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Pimping that entitlement

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Florida is not safe for teachers.

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Triggering intensifies

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We need to see more of this.

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At least better pee bottles for the drivers

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The struggle is real

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Ukraine's Ministry of Defense trolling a Michigan-born Russian citizen on Twitter.

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Conform. Obey. Submit. Consume.

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This is the result of too many fastballs to the head

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that's exactly what happens

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Everything's bigger in Texas, even the hypocrisy

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Be aware of what information you're telling others

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Is there any chance of fixing this?

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Excellent advice to heed 4 years ago

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Deer who left a Colorado store earlier comes back 30 minutes later and brings her family

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Dad briefly dies, then is overwhelmed with love.

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Fun for the whole family

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I fully support this

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Remember when people were throwing tantrums over haircuts?

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Utterly depraved

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Big Bird has triggered Ted Cruz

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A cool guide on 8 different grades of steel wool.

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An absolute gem of a human being

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He ate 3 of his ties in a month

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Gaslight Obstruct Project

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This has to be satire, right?

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Let's keep that same energy.

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Blasphemy!

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Right over the head of an anti-vaxxer

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As an American, I want this to be real so bad

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you just know she wants to speak to the eclipse manager

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Bernie Sanders giving his New Years Resolution in 1978

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Remember when this was the best the right had at a scandal?

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So very concerned

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Maybe the whole system should be fixed

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Anyone know what the Bible says about ammosexuals?

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Military-spouse Karens are a special breed

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We all thought this was fiction

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Muslims receive permission to gather for social-distancing prayers at an IKEA parking lot in Germany

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One more pizza burn to end the year

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Old Macdonald had a facepalm

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a dog would never do this

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For those who need a reminder

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Drew Carey- United States Marine Corps. (1980s)

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That's distressing

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We are truly doomed

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No x-rays needed to see this hypocrisy

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What's the biggest lie a politician has ever told?

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Witness how deep the right has sunk

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International unity

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The Idiocracy: Part 2 screenplay is writing itself

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Medical oddities

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Do not wet enter wax

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Holy Sh*t!

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Mark Hamill is a national treasure

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I think that covers everything now

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Be prepared

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none of this makes sense anymore

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Lying and dying to own the Libs

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turbo encabulator compliant

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a cunning linguist

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it's always projection with conservatives

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Does... does he think he invented walls?

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The Queen sat alone, socially distanced, at her husband’s funeral. When she said, aged 21 in April 1947 that she was going to serve her country, she meant every word of it.

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This is not okay

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Every accusation is a confession

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meirl

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Shirley Jones bringing the nostalgia

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Love is finishing each other's sentences

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In The Warriors (1979) David Patrick Kelly improvised Luther's come out to play-ay taunt, basing it on an intimidating neighbour of his.

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Funny sad; not funny ha-ha

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more of this, please

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Zelensky drops the mic

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Dolly Parton is truly the best of us

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it's all about distracting the masses

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Wait until she hears about that one Jim Carrey movie

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[Image] What does your garden need today?

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[Image] Walk your own path

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Well said

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Southwest Workers Say They Suffered Frostbite During 16-Hour Shifts A memo from Southwest to Denver ramp workers shows they were ordered to mandatory overtime. They then suffered through -15 F temperatures.

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I was today years old when I first heard about this children's classic

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Texas governor endorsing communism

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SalesForce CEO believes in the benefits of remote working... for himself

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Mein Kampfy Pillow

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The oldest known pair of pants was found in the Tarin Basin of northwestern China. These pants are believed to be 3,300 years old.

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A little perspective on enduring real oppression and suffering

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M-O-O-N, that spells moron

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Imagine that, huh... me working for you

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The hypocrisy is astounding, yet expected

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bold strategy

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they truly have no principles

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John Mellencamp drops some hard truths

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Jerry's pizza sends Elon an end of the year burn

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A room of death and gloom, became a place of joy and hope

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We're doomed

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the French digital minister is sick of Elon's shit

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Bernie has always been there for us

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Chessmate, bitches!

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At a pizza restaurant in Illinois

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Insane people of r/Conservative

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It was to ride a pony on a space rainbow.

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Dads feeding their babies

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Chevy's 2023 Colorado pickup truck will require touchscreen navigation to control the headlights.

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Twitch streamer bringing the irony

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This bear and wolf pair were documented for 10 days traveling, hunting, and sharing food together

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Well, that's enough internet for today

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Lie, cheat, steal. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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Show some respect.

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So what was so Great about it then?

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Declining a raise!

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Wise words

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How can she be so incredibly stupid?

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One song

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The party of personal freedom

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I like the part with the dinosaurs

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This is going to give lawyers a bad name

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Any women planning on voting in November?

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[Request] How big would the outer jet need to be to accommodate an inner jet?

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America is not a viable business model

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It was a joke, sheesh, you guys are really uptight about nuclear espionage

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Good thing there's a burn ward nearby

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This should be his entire campaign strategy. Just keep repeating it.

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Spreading care and compassion

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Consequences

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It's the guns.

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Don't negotiate with terrorists

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[Image] Take a look, it's in a book

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Not even 24 hours apart

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Driving under the influence of patriotism

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