Newborn baby photographed with all the in vitro fertilization injections her mother took6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/Cyberpunk
When a Facebook acquaintance starts making public posts to crowdfund her $25k honeymoon8yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I activate MyFitnessPal the same day I decide to treat myself to Chipotle for lunch. BRB elliptical.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I feel like life did not adequately prepare me for how awkward mammograms are7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MRW when the bill that repeals the ACA and defunds Planned Parenthood also eliminates the tax on indoor tanning, and I am suspicious of Trump's motives7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When the fanboys are STILL going on about how the characters that are female or non-white ruined The Last Jedi (and have no criticism about the white male characters) and then insist that it has nothing to do with gender or race6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I Google a tutorial and 3 hours laters I'm tits deep in Pinterest planning to handmake 500 paper flowers for my imaginary wedding10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have no children and no plans to have children, but I'm seriously thinking about buying a diaper bag because it just might be my holy grail urban sketching bag. This tickles me more than I expected it would.7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
HIF after spending an hour on Wookieepedia and Google looking for a really obscure Star Wars factoid to settle an argument, AND I WAS RIGHT. SUCK IT, HUSBAND.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my friend tells me she's never heard someone describe a relationship in terms of equals6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
My apartment doesn't have a tub, just a shower, but today it occurred to me that I could get an AirBnB just to use someone else's bathtub.6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I had a mini-vacation where I drank a little more than usual and now I have persistent heartburn. Is this just life now?7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
MyHusband'sRW I'm on my period, have eaten a huge amount of food immediately followed by a big dessert, and have not stopped talking about ordering chicken fingers for the past 2 hours9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Waiting for the mailman when I'm emotionally invested in the expensive thing I bought myself6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as an old curmudgeon reading Harry Potter for the first time6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When UPS fails to make an important delivery even though I was home at the time, and then they reroute the package to a pick-up point.8yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF about my bank account after a rough month of lots unexpected expenses followed by some boss-ass budgeting9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Help me out here... what are you getting your older relatives for Christmas?6yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXOver30
What must have been my uterus's RW a bunch of babies say hi to me while I'm out, and I get home to find I've bled spectacularly through a fresh tampon and clean underwear.8yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
YOU GUYS. I'm wearing tight jeans and just made this amazing multi-tonal fart. It started low and rumbling and ended like a high-pitched reverberating shriek. My ass is basically Jurassic Park right now.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I keep getting compliments on my new coat, but actually I got it for free from the trash because my clotheshorse neighbor always throws out really nice stuff in like-new condition10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I find out that the company I almost applied to supports Trump7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Around 3am I was going to have some cereal and go to bed. Turns out the brand new jug of milk is bad, and I gotta pour it all down the drain. Turns out the pipe under the sink just broke and there's bad milk everywhere. HIF9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Dear pre-menstrual self, if you could stop feeling all of these feelings, that'd be great. Love, self.7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I pass up the sale on Nutella and stick to produce to be more economical and healthy with my grocery shopping10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I realized tonight that my first period was 18 years ago this summer. My period is old enough to vote.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When you have to invent a fictional man to get the services you're paying for to set up a company7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
New personal low: I walked 30 minutes before I realized I was wearing 2 different shoes. Bonus tiny dog :)9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
On my period, eating a lovely herb salad, when I decide to look up the nutritional info and find out that parsley is used to increase menstrual flow.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I am on a healthy eating kick, and just filled my fridge with a jungle of fruits and vegetables. But MRW when I discover a new kind of cake from the internet.7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
As a big-boobed wide-shouldered gal, MRW spaghetti straps are back in style10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So on the one hand, I have the flu. But on the other, my New Year resolution to drop a few pounds sure is off to a cracking start. (*barfcry*)7yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ugh! Some schmuck on a bike catcalled/kissyfaced at me and rode away before I had a chance to tell him to go fuck himself.8yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF trying to be helpful in art subs when the posts are full of beginners recommending resources that are too advanced to other beginners, and everyone only wants to draw anime.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's almost 4am. Y'all know what's up? The cat I'm fostering got into a fight with my cat and panic-pooped. Then my dog ate the panic-poop and barfed it up on 2 rugs, 2 pet beds, 3 spots on the floor, and my freshly changed sheets. I am BEYOND can't even right now.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I read that a couple of women got their Nuvarings up their urethras9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW we lost track of time and have been watching sci-fi on Netflix for hours. Oh well, we'll adult next weekend.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Guys, it's 3am the Friday before my Saturday evening wedding, I realized I mis-measured my backdrop fabric, so I spent 3 hours tonight making a petticoat for my backdrop with scrap tulle. I have officially lost my mind.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/weddingplanning
Tried using turmeric as a skin exfoliator, and now I really want curry.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW we go to the other room to get a slice of wedding cake and it's not just slices but a FUCKING ROOM FULL OF LIKE 20 CAKES9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
MRW I have a vivid pregnancy and birthing dream, and then find out my SO had a vivid sex dream at the same time.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So I put on a moving art thing on Netflix that's just supposed to be calming ocean shots, but the classical music in it is kind of intense and all those white foamy waves crashing on rocks are getting kind of sexual, and now I'm distracted.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Verified lifehack! If you tape your middle and 4th toe together, it'll significantly reduce your foot pain while wearing heels.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This dork woke me up at 4am because he somehow burrowed inside the duvet cover and could not find his way out5yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/MiniaturePinscher
Just tryin' to get through any wedding related conversation or mutual task with my overbearing mother without losing my shit10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
When my thesis-induced sleep deprivation causes stomach upset and I just got heartburn from a bagel. A BAGEL.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
What's your favorite smudge-proof lip color? I'm getting married and want to makeout with my husband in front of everyone without looking like we murdered each other's faces.10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/AskTrollX
When the guest list is at capacity and we get out first RSVP decline10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXWeddings
I know that wearing black leather to a wedding is the fauxest of pas, but I look so good in this dress!10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When my OB/GYN renews my BC Rx with a year's worth of refills10yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Call up my OBGYN to make an appointment, find out he quit 6 months ago. Found another one who takes my insurance but I'll be birth control-less for 3 weeks until the appointment. LAME.9yr ⋅ cajolerisms ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
