Night Shift forever.

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In today’s news....

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Nursing notes summed up...

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Shout out to those of ya that know when to ask for help!

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Me, 9/10 times at work.

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All. Y’all.

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💰💰💰

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the realest.

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What do we wanna do today?

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👀👀👀

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Accurate.

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The fuck is a fundus?!

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😷😷😷

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Accurate.

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Meanwhile in the Covid unit.....

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until next time....🤣🤣🤣

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every time.

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time to go....🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

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*places patient on ECMO

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Every time.

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sometimes it’s the blind leading the blind.

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Oops.

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Dang. Good luck though.

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Askin for a friend...

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Oh....wait. Dang it.

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who is calling us out?

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drop your favorite lines you use on a patient here 🤣🤣

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Take that!

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When my patient wanted to leave AMA but he’s asystole under his TEMPORARY pacemaker....

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From code blue to EVERYONE EMPTY YOUR POCKETS!

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dead...👀👀

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Me holding my breath...

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🙄🙄🙄

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Happy Easter

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Yelling to my coworkers, “who is my patient again?”

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True image of night nurses...

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🤷🏻‍♀️

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why am I not surprised...

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The. Truth.

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thank you for coming to my TED talk.

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Basically.

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Pass the pizza please...

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Midnight Snack.

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Every. Damn. Time.

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thanks for nothing!

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Charting < 3 seconds cap refill on a fresh amputee

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I literally can’t get enough of these...

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Just admit it, you dropped it.

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you didn’t have surgery on those....

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Here to present at huddle....

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*walks into the unit to start my shift....

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Single. Dose. Vials.

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Are ya done???

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every hospital needs one of these...

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bring em’ up!

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Sorry Susan, you gotta go!

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oh the glorious life we live...

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*wastes the other 50 mcg of fentanyl (in the vein)

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Let me get the paperwork.

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caught us.

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Count me in.

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Fake it till you make it.

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It’s almost that time of year again...

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Sorry, not sorry.

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what do you bring to the team?

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But it came from an aline.....

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Happy Nurses Week!

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Right after I bump the bed rail with my hip once or twice....

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This is too much 😂😂😂

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