The local restaurant monkey and my wife meet

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So my pregnant coworker has been practicing putting on diapers...

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This water bottle is shaped like a flask.

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This is how a trillionaires' doors open.

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Milk Chocolate Roulette

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Pleasant Surprise Rage

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Look at him so he can finish

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Hey Tall Guy!

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My most used response in groupchats.

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Whiteboard at my office right now

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My Brethren

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Broil is misspelled on my toaster oven

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The Best Part of Waking up

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Pizza place in my hometown. They don't deliver.

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I stared at this longer than anyone should...

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LoTR Rage. ThnxReddit

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Toaster Rage (Gets me every time)

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When my vegan friend passes out...(bacon!)

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Anyone else think this looks like the I see what you did there meme?

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How I return borrowed money to my dad

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They must have missed 'em

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How to not be forever alone

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It's easy to become a hippie

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

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Isn't Kolob a 3 tier sandwich garnished with a toothpick.

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This guy was next to me at a stop light. Screw ghost busters I'm calling him!

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Brother as a Roommate Rage

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Looped pretty perfectly

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Thats not my parrot

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Good marketing. Water bottle shaped like a flask that is refillable.

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Borrowing coffee from my boss is expensive

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Fords New Hybrid

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Peeing in the Shower(I'm colorblind, go easy)

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Lets go fishing!

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Ran out of Jameson now I'm have to drink Tom Sims!

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I do this everytime

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I wish i could cntrl+z in RL

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I've never had anything die in my hands [on the way to the vet]

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