This is how a trillionaires' doors open.

7yr ⋅ ⋅

So my pregnant coworker has been practicing putting on diapers...

7yr ⋅

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This water bottle is shaped like a flask.

8yr ⋅

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Milk Chocolate Roulette

11yr ⋅

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Pleasant Surprise Rage

11yr ⋅

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Look at him so he can finish

4yr ⋅

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Hey Tall Guy!

9yr ⋅

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My most used response in groupchats.

4yr ⋅

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Whiteboard at my office right now

8yr ⋅

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My Brethren

11yr ⋅

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Broil is misspelled on my toaster oven

5yr ⋅

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The Best Part of Waking up

11yr ⋅

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Pizza place in my hometown. They don't deliver.

8yr ⋅

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I stared at this longer than anyone should...

11yr ⋅

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LoTR Rage. ThnxReddit

11yr ⋅

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Toaster Rage (Gets me every time)

10yr ⋅

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Anyone else think this looks like the I see what you did there meme?

10yr ⋅

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When my vegan friend passes out...(bacon!)

11yr ⋅

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How I return borrowed money to my dad

10yr ⋅

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They must have missed 'em

11yr ⋅

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How to not be forever alone

11yr ⋅

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It's easy to become a hippie

11yr ⋅

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I've seen enough hentai to know where this is going

10yr ⋅

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Isn't Kolob a 3 tier sandwich garnished with a toothpick.

10yr ⋅

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This guy was next to me at a stop light. Screw ghost busters I'm calling him!

10yr ⋅

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Brother as a Roommate Rage

11yr ⋅

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Looped pretty perfectly

9yr ⋅

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Thats not my parrot

11yr ⋅

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Good marketing. Water bottle shaped like a flask that is refillable.

8yr ⋅

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Borrowing coffee from my boss is expensive

9yr ⋅

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Fords New Hybrid

11yr ⋅

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Peeing in the Shower(I'm colorblind, go easy)

11yr ⋅

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Lets go fishing!

11yr ⋅

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Ran out of Jameson now I'm have to drink Tom Sims!

11yr ⋅

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I do this everytime

11yr ⋅

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I wish i could cntrl+z in RL

11yr ⋅

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I've never had anything die in my hands [on the way to the vet]

11yr ⋅

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