The designers for the Mirran vs. Phyrexian playtest cards have excellent taste.

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Forbidden blueberry pie

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This is where the fun begins.

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JUDGE!

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MFW r/The_Donald gets DEPORTED from r/all. They can still come to the front page... but they have to do it LEGALLY!

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Come June, He’s gonna whoop us with a meteor belt

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WHAT DOES THE SCANNER SAY ABOUT HER/THEIR POWER LEVEL?

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HE'S BACK.

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[AFR] A Marginally Difficult Puzzle

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[M20] Moldervine Reclamation

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I’m not against bad cards existing but I am against this bad card existing

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Slalom!

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/r/movies will upvote absolutely anything to the front page.

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Found at the Chicago March for Science

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Feer the deer

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MRW my wife asks what 'S' is in Morse code, and if I would like a blowjob

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[RNA] Quench

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[C19] Nantuko Vigilante

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[RNA] Angelic Exaltation

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TODAYBOR DAY IS LABOR DAY

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[MYB] Ral’s Vanguard

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[RNA] Titanic Brawl

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[RNA] Grasping Thrull

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Have a wonderful Friday, ladies!

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[GRN] Radical Idea

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...I meant the novel published in two volumes in 1868 and 1869.

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[RNA] Burning-Tree Vandal

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[cries in vegan]

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[UMA] Tasigur, the Golden Fang

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luigi🏃irl

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[[Sandwurm Convergence]]

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Goblin Archer - a simple common.

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[Hascon Promos] Dragon Token

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In the Wallace & Gromit Telltale games, the characters are textured as clay figurines. They even have fingerprints on them from being moved around.

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[GRN] Direct Current

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Found this penguin dong in the wild

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[M19] Tezzeret, Cruel Machinist / Liliana, the Necromancer (PW Deck 'Walkers)

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wlw_irl

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Psycho Path - Hey, guys, do you remember seeing that house there before? ...Guys?

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[MOM] Uvilda and Nassari and Alrund and Hakka

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oww oof my booones

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I figured you gals would like this

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Stop! Stop! The format's already dead!

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A poem for your pre-B&R Announcement Sunday.

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MRW →↓↘✊

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[CN2] Deadly Designs

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4chan weighs in on Narset

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MFW Kim Kardashian's vagina spontaneously becomes a wormhole to my coffee cup

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Working Non-Stop

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This is why you thank mr skeltal [xdoot r/4chan]

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[CN2] Spectral Grasp

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HIFW as an American when Trump says Mexicans are paying for the wall because he'll put a tariff on Mexican goods

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There was a SECOND SHOOTER on Degrassi: The Next Generation

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[CN2] Palace Jailer

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I compared and khantrasted some of the cards in the Tarkir block

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All in all, you're just another prick with a wall

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Core 2020 Standard

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[C15] Daxos the Returned

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u/benjyt21 made a P/T matrix. Here's a P/T heat map. [Separate post because I'm a shameless whore for internet points]

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Fight fire with... not fire.

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HIFW the job hunt didn't go so well today but I wore a suit and caught two girls 'mirin

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[SOI] Thraben Gargoyle

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Don't mind me, just posting random archived news reports that have absolutely nothing to do with Trump revoking Hispanic people's passports

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The Highest Honor

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Since I haven't seen it anywhere else yet, here is the combo I'm going to die to at pre-release

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Constructed Plant - What if Spikes got Un-Cards?

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The Unforgettable Luncheon - So you call it 'after your draw step' despite the fact that it is obviously during your main phase.

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Corrode - What doesn't kill you makes you... oh. Ew. Never mind.

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Found this review on Amazon

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Found this beautifully bad pun while looking for fantasy art.

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Rix Maadi Reveler - Burn the candle at both ends. Also, burn everything in the immediate vicinity.

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HIFW I develop an instant crush on a girl because she was polite and we had a pleasant conversation. Again.

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Not KenM on accessorizing in France

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Late to the party, but if lurkers still want a badge, this what they should get for doing absolutely nothing whatsoever

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Rocky Theater of Horror Picture Combo! It's just a step to the left. And 8UUUR.

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luigi_irl

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Kari Zev, Skyship Raider by Brad Rigney

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Tantalizing Knowledge - Ooh, so close!

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Pernicious Pigeon - FLAPFLAPFLAPFLAPFLAP

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Eliminate the Impossible - Learning is the first step towards no-ing

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Hyperactive Goblins - Just let 'em run around for a little and they'll tire themselves out.

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SEE YOU NEVER, PATHETIC FOOLS! - This reminder text helps you cast this spell.

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My brain levels memes, which I've held for only one year, are today officially worth more than my 10+ years of investing into my 401(k).

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MRW I beat the shit out of someone for sleeping in and then suddenly remember my allegiance to Hitler

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luigi_irl

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MRW I'm just starting out lifting and someone compliments my form

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I'm Excited.

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Imposing Floe - Expanding on the hexproof from tech

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Gifted Student - You don't mind if I copy your notes, do you?

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Sometimes the simplest designs are the coolest.

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Goblin Taxonomist - Well, I'll be a kyren's uncle.

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The design isn't super clever, but I'm proud of the name.

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Thanks, Netflix, that really narrows it down!

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When you haven't hit the front page yet, but you've got the entire day free to make shitposts again and again and again and again and...

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Test Loyalties

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An un-card that's more fun-y than funny

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luigi💦irl

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From now on I want you guys to call me “Papa” and respect my right to Jesus from above and Jesus needlessly.

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[Muraganda, I Guess] You know that scene in Jurassic Park where they're sitting there and the water ripples and they're like 'fuck a duck a T-rex is coming'? What if I made that a mechanic?

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W O R K E R S O F T H E W O R L D S U N I T E

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A spell that's better during spoiler season

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[SCD] Is this a Modern-playable card?

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[Stupid MS Paint Combo] This gets you 80% of the way there

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to protect Individual-1's identity

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It's better to give than to receive. And it's so much better to just take.

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Updated my Un-card from a couple days ago with a punchline.

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Wizard's Duel - Who said you need to fight with your fists?

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A petrified body is still a body.

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Two-Way Tome

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Old McDonald had a farm, W-O-K-E (X-post from /r/WhitePeopleTwitter)

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A creature with Staying Power

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A different way to clear the board.

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A coin-flipping Un-mechanic

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Second-Guess: Insanity is doing the exact... same fucking thing... over and over again, expecting... shit to change.

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They fight dirty. Slime dirty, or cheating dirty? Both.

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🎶 Soon the day will come, when they'll all love chum 🎶

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Wanderlust - Lose yourself.

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The Phyrexians have a disturbing interpretation of what doesn't kill you makes you stronger.

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Member Berries

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Pack Eldrazi

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Green loves doubling things. Blue loves cloning things. I love making commanders.

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We should have used more nukes.

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Curse my need for flashy style, this is gonna take a while.

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Memorial Rites - I member!

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I'll Make a Manland Out of You

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A top-down EDH design from my favorite series

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Ark Confidant - Need a boat? I Noah guy.

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A slightly more advanced version of the blue Murder mistake.

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Next-level latte art game

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Googled Hydra Flamingo. Was not expecting to find a literal flamingo hydra, but, well, I did.

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I've seen you fail a thousand different gruesome ways. But none of them will happen on this sacred day.

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Insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting the demons in your mind to stop tormenting you.

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More like Siege Mine-o

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JUST ONE OF A HUNDRED SADDLED MEN, LIVING OUT THEIR FINAL DAYS IN MOSCOW

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Now I know my ABCs

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HIF after putting a twenty in the change machine. I just wanted some coffee :(

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Rawr.

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Pack Mother

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Use it or lose it

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You can find anything if you look hard enough.

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Legend says he still walks the castle walls, moaning In response...

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Hold me closer, cryomancer...

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Conversion Host - You may want to put away that flyswatter.

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My attempt at a story mythic

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Giving spells creature abilities is fun!

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So we're doing silver-bordered planeswalkers now?

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WEEWOO WEEWOO WEEWOO

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Fester - Languish meets Devils' Playground

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