The First Legal Weed Purchase in Canada
Blizzard's explanation of today's Overwatch server crash
Raising anchor of your oil tanker only to realize you've hooked an unexploded torpedo
Goodnight Mama Su 🌃
Boy y'all want power - God, I hope you never get it! I hope the American people can see through this sham! -If you've seen through the sham, VOTE THEM OUT!
VERY CLEAN PRESIDENT - DEM. HOAX DESTROYED
Pssst Nintendo ... Do you want to know how to make ALL the money?
TFW You handle a hurricane perfectly
Meet Superflag: The largest US Flag ever sewn, it measures 505 feet by 225 feet and weighs 3,000 pounds. It takes 500 people to unfurl. Each star is 17 feet high.
When other finance subs discuss r/WSB
PSA: r/Politics is removing Jessie Smollett news because FELONY criminal charges of a politically motivated false-flag hate crime set to smear and legislate against all conservatives is not political
FACEBITCH IN THE SHITTER: THE TRUMP CURSE IS REAL!
ABC NEWS: Kanye's support is bizarre and controversial, while Taylor Swift's political endorsement is a call to action and breaking the silence.
Hey, remember that time Obama LOST the popular vote but won with delegates? Man, if it wasn't for double standard ...
nO vOters, wE wOuLD NEVER dO tHAT - 2 YEARS LATER ...
CAN YOU IMAGINE if it was revealed during the Trump Presidencies that a massive top secret surveillance program was actively monitoring all civilian communication??
Liberals waking up this morning to find out they're *OFFICIALLY* the party of Politically Timed Rape Accusations
We've Only Just Begun
THIS IS AMERICA 🇺🇸
YES OR NO: Did she marry her own brother? SNOPES: Well, like many other people - she can't answer if she married her own brother because it's complicated - NO IT F'ING ISN'T SNOPES!
They LITERALLY want babies to be taught no sense of identity. Liberalism Is a Mental Illness.
Amazing how MSM can cover Londonistan's baby Trump balloon for DAYS, but never made a peep about Italy's very fine parade float!
Trump should come out and say Mollie Tibbetts could have been my daughter. and watch CNN hit threat level midnight.
ANALYST: Blue Wave would 100% kill the US Stock Market EDITOR: You can't say that, put a positive spin on it. ANALYST:
Study finds that hearing an opposing viewpoint causes no real harm
The SJW plan is to lie about EVERYTHING and hope something sticks.
Hi my name is Khalil Shreateh, I discovered a MAJOR security flaw in Facebook. FB ignored me but rather than sell it to hackers for tens of thousands, I posted on Mark Zuckerberg's wall - something no on can do. Cuckerber refused to pay me the $500 bug finder reward.
Politically timed rape accusations ignite and pill war on boys moms. Keep it up Dems, you'll have no friends left.
Hi, my name is Nasim Aghdam. I infiltrated YouTube HQ and attempted a mass shooting because I believed they were censoring my Liberal content. This was supremely fucked up, yet the media has forgot all about me. Why?
Rise and Shine, Deplorables!
JUSSIE SMOLLETT OWES CHICAGO $130,000 AND MISSED YESTERDAY'S DEADLINE TO PAY IT
Just posting this photo Democratic Virginia Gov. Ralph Northam. Turns out Democrats weren't that offended by this!
TIL: The Count has WAY better penmanship than anyone else on Sesame Street
WHY AREN'T I 50 YEARS BEHIND BARS, YOU MIGHT BEEF?
Not my President? Obama beat Hillary with delegates! This *FACT* was triggering too many liberals and red pilling too many normies so Wikipedia now pretends that Michigan voters didn't really count - Rewriting history to preserve the narrative!
Economics? I can't even figure out what gender I am!
ALL NEGATIVE REVIEWS ARE RUSSIAN BOTS - DELETE THEM
They think this OFFENDS us ...?
FLASHBACK: That time CNN praised the use of 'mother****r'
Mexico LOVES your kids education budget :D [OC]
ENTIRE DEMOCRAT PLATFORM BTFO 🇺🇲
Reminder of what happens when you try to go mass shooter on ARMED people
(D): The Party of LIES
TEXAS: Democratic Challenger declines debate against Ted Cruz, instead schedules appearance on The Ellen DeGeneres Show
WAPO: Trump should stop helping the American middle class and do what's best for China!
This happens every morning in this GLORIOUS timeline
POLICE STATE: TRUMP SILENCES POLITICAL DISSIDENTS (Jk this 2011 photo that got reddit so mad was during the 'scandal free' Obama administration)
TIL: Liberals actually believe it's legal to hunt school children
JESUS CHRIST HOW MANY RAPISTS DOES THIS WOMAN KNOW???
Political Humor REEEEEE-moved this post because they say it contains no humor
The Real Bermuda Triangle
Amazon/Starbucks can afford a tax, therefore they should be taxed! - And other dangerous liberal slippery slopes
CBS NEWS POLL: Cruz Missle is BURYING Beta O'Rourke by +10% - let's see that go up and send a message, keep it up Texas!
Dems, MSM trying to conflate immigration and illegal immigration is one of the largest gaslighting tactics in US history and it's backfiring on them in the voting booths HARD
THIS RIGHT HERE, this nationally televised display of overt double standard, was the second biggest Red Pill (to date)
WASHINGTON POST: KKK comes out in support of Dems and the Red Hen
THEN VS. NOW - THEY CAN'T KEEP THEIR STORY STRAIGHT
Ivana/GEOTUS offer Girls Who Code $200M to teach girls to code. CEO refuses it because she's a butthurt Hillary Supporter. SORRY KIDS
Hi, my name is Deborah Palfrey. In the mid-2000s, my $300/hr $2M Washington DC brothel was raided. In interviews I said my clients were National Politicians, also that I was afraid for my life and would not commit suicide. I was found hanged in a shed. DC Police ruled my death a suicide.
TBT: Hillary Clinton TWICE claimed to be named after Sir Edmund Hillary. Republican operatives using Russian subtraction determined she was already 6 when he climbed Mt. Everest. The press has been instructed never to question her how she got her own name wrong, which they abide to this day.
Rise and Shine 'Pedes!
2A says this man could stand up and shoot the gunman while he's reloading. Dems say he should be unarmed under his desk and just accept that more people are about to die.
Oh thank God, the Reddit Christian scholars have something to say about Jesus. - No one, ever.
REMINDER: THIS IS WHAT IMMIGRATION LOOKS LIKE
2016: TRUMP WILL DESTROY THE ECONOMY 2017: PRESIDENTS DON'T CONTROL THE ECONOMY
REMINDER: He didn't need this job. But he fought the establishment (swamp) to serve his country.
LIBTARD MEDIA: C'mon guys, do we really need our entertainers discussing politics? - FUCKING. WHAT.
1984: Which party is deleting Twitter accounts, tearing down statues, printing fake news, screwing with school curriculum, screwing with the language, and no longer prints that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican?
Super Smash Burgers All Stars
Yesterday's comic is now the #1 all-time most controversial post on a certain subreddit dedicated to humor of a political nature.
BASED JAMES WOODS: #Oops At the very bottom of this article: “Correction: Due to a math error, a story about Elizabeth Warren misstated the ancestry percentage of a potential 10th generation relative. It should be 1/1,024.” - Boston Globe editors
REMINDER: IT'S OKAY TO BE WHITE
So there I was, crossing in Tijuana...
9/11 FLASHBACK: in 2010 Obama fully supports building a mosque at Ground Zero #NEVERFORGET
MEANWHILE, IN DIANNE FEINSTEIN'S LAIR ...
OH NO! Poster Boy Beta is getting his ass handed to him by Cruz Missile! KILL THE FEED ⚡⚡
MRW: Brazil already has a better outlook than Western Europe
ONE HOUR AGO: Google & TIME Reprint and Trending a FAKE NEWS headline 23 hours after NBC issued the retraction!
Just one more gun law, then we'll stop, HONEST. -A Politician You Should Never Trust
INVESTIGATE EVERYTHING - Investigations are 2-way streets - WAIT A MINUTE
Just Ask Tommy Robinson
Now that girls can be Boy Scouts, Boy Scouts changing it's 108-year old name to Scouts BSA so the new troops are not offended by the name of the very organization they demanded to join.
NEVER FORGET: THIS WAS THE BEST THE LEFT COULD DO
Liberals vs. Americans: Boycott Edition
First his taxes, now Russia Dossier, he always gives his enemies enough rope to hang themselves! TY GEOTUS
My house has 2 front doors because of Bret Kavanaugh ... well, that and to serve as a second entrance for THE GOOGLE EMPLOYEES WHO LIVE IN MY HOME - WTF!!! How did she not disclose that before now!
Uh oh, someone is studying empirical data and people are identifying a trend, better lock down the discussion!
To everyone calling for privatized law enforcement because of police brutality
Tag, you're it!
VINTAGE FAKE NEWS: SO WHAT if Hillary's fingerprints were found all over the documents of a dead man after she said she didn't have them - What difference does it make??
3 Short Years from Je Suis Charlie to Tommy Robinson
REMINDER: The Emmys is one of many televised events where Hollyweird Millionaires dress up to give each other gold statues before lecturing about the poor
CNN be like
NEW YETI CAMPAIGN ANNOUNCED
I've had lunch with millionaires; EVERYONE hates this.
John McCain, now GHB, Dems are like a catty high school girl who hate on everyone, then someone dies and they pretend they were the best friends
[Not the Onion] FAILING New York Times *OFFICIALLY* GOES FULL RETARD
Ricin was mailed to a US Senator and the President of the United States. Number of news stories covering it on the front page of r/Redacted:
TRUMP CURSE STRIKES AGAIN: Comedy Central BTFO
MRW: Obama won't endorse Beta O'Rourke
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (pause) AH HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA (falls to one knee) Help guys, I can't even breathe over here
Today they brigade, but we all know that Hillary Clinton will never, EVER be President of the United States, forever and ever 🇺🇲
Can we take a moment to appreciate how secure America is with this Devil Dog standing guard? Haven't slept this well in +20 years
/u/Spez cries that no one should have the right to interfere with Internet free speech - Where was this concern when he nerfed The_Donald ??
BETA: Thoughts and prayers aren't enough, CRUZ: I will pray for you.
MRW: People are trying to blame the Sinclair Scripted News video on all that PRO-TRUMP MEDIA BIAS
Hi, my name is John F. Kenney Jr., son of President Kennedy. In 1999 I was a sure pick to replace retiring NY Sen. Daniel Moynihan, when, despite 310 hours flight experience, my Piper Saratoga crashed killing everyone aboard. Thankfully, Arkansas native Hillary Clinton rose to fill the open seat!
There were TWO school shootings this week. Which one will MSM ignore?
/r/The_Donald coloring book for Liberals Who Can't Read Good
WAIT A MINUTE - IF IT WASN'T RUSSIANS, THEN WHO WAS IT
Current State of National News
LIBTARDS WERE ASKING FOR IT!
Official Petition to Rename Tesla
Democrats be like
Tiger Woods wins his first PGA Tour victory since 2013. Finishes #1 at the Tour Championship
Liberals caught doing a COMPLETE 180° when asked a single question
YT SHOOTER SPOILER: It's DANGEROUS to discuss the ideologies of the alleged attackers! Don't turn them into celebrities! -The Left Defending The Left
Democrats have ridiculed TWO President's for being professional wrestlers. The other was Abraham Lincoln (the first Republican)
That's weird, since when do the SEC and liberals care about insider trading??
Hi, my name is Chelsea Clinton. My first job out of college paid $900K a year. I'd like to talk to your kids about adversity and perseverance.
Why are Conservatives SO MUCH BETTER at reunifications? (You know he's smiling from heaven today)
WHO WOULD WIN?
Santa was an operator
If Kavanaugh's confirmation had been blocked, these bombs would be sexual assault allegations
ANOTHER VICTORY: When GEOTUS Trump is the top of trending, Facebitch has no choice but to delete trending
Liberalism is evidence of Mental Illness
BETTER THAN SNL
Normies are amazed how much more reasonable Trump sounds than they were lead to believe - REMEMBER THE TIM ALLEN RULE
PREDICTION: Within 20 years, the families of these globalist will themselves be applying for refugee status to save their lives from radical islamic terrorism; the US and Japan will shake their heads No.
Hey, British 'Pedes, if you need to know how to kick Jihadi's intolerant, totalitarian ass, study your own English history.
Liberals still don't understand who the US Constitution applies to - READ THE FIRST SENTENCE
HOW MANY MUST DIE BEFORE SNOWFLAKES ACCEPT THE TRUTH
WTF We Hate Peace Now!
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity??
Then vs Now: Guess JFK (D) would be an hatemonger too
Liberals and RINOs are never, I repeat, NEVER coming back after their behavior the previous 10 years.
Let's just take a look at the Sunday paper and - OH LAWD
The mark of greatness is when ... -Dave Chappelle [621x463]
Why would a woman ask her rapist to sign her yearbook?
Has-been celebs mock GEOTUS, the press gives them wall to wall coverage. But 3.7 million people talking about #WalkAway, media/Google is completely silent
2 Ferraris and a Dump Truck
Rapes? No. Trucks of Peace? No. Congressmen shot? No. Gang Violence? No. Las Vegas? No. Gays off rooftops? Nothing at all. The shooter was white: ENOUGH!!!
Hi, my name is Major General Harold J. Greene, Deputy Commanding General of Combined Security Transition Command, Afghanistan. In 2014 I was the highest ranking service member to be Killed In Action since 1972. Obama/VP didn't attend my funeral and CNN told you that wasn't a big deal.
Code that you've been meaning to update