So trendy.

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Thanks for reminding me, Apple.

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My parents are building a new house so I bought a safe to hide under the floors for someone to find many years from now and hopefully post about it. Any thoughts on what I should put in it?

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I don't like my boss.

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The reflection of my pants makes my computer look transparent.

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Coors Light cans have ghosts on top of them.

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Went from having a job with the thinnest toilet paper that would tear just looking at it to a new job with the strongest in the world that rips off walls instead of ripping itself.

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I will never understand why restaurants freeze their butter.....

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