A smooth, smart lady
He sexed them all
Me, circa 2008, trying to figure out how to install CC and what the hell a “mesh” is & why I need it
They know me too well
“If I want my child to develop severe developmental issues none of you can say anything!”
They’re all lizard people anyway
Trikrat ugibaj, katera fakulteta
Looking for people to play Hearthstone and/or Stardew Valley with!
Slovenia votes for independence from Yugoslavia in the referendum of 1990
Yeah, cuz us men are all sex-crazed macho scumbags!
Adopt a T-stance to assert dominance
VSAK! PREKLETI! DAN!
Under a remix of some arabic song
Vegan passenger on a 7-hour flight was served nothing but chips & nuts, busy mother of three has it worse
Off-brand Avatar: The Last Airbender
I love seeing smartypants get schooled
Odcepitev od Jugoslavije explained
When you find that one CC creator who just does EVERYTHING right
Who the fuck thinks this is funny?
If we hook up, do our minds establish an uplink so I can partake in his aethereal intelligence?
Leftover fried chicken, gouda & smoked cheese panini
This guy has tried to bang me repeatedly, even creating fake profiles and pestering me on Instagram. Whenever I say no, he tells me to “Go back to whoring for mediocre dick then.” Do I need to explain why I’m saying no?
They want me to have certain skills before they hire me? OUTRAGEOUS!!!
On my English Lit textbook
I’ve had this shirt for a year now and it’s still funny
X-mas dinner leftovers: meatballs & tater tots accompanied by way too much ketchup & mayo
I’m surprised her hospital trips don’t have a certain “frequency” to them
This little brother gave me an existential crisis
Another gem from Whisper
Found under a video comparing dating in the 40s/50s to dating now
Honestly I don’t even know what to say.