My teenage brother asked for a $2000 loan. I said I would if he wrote out a business plan detailing how I would get an ROI. He texted me this.7yr ⋅ burgertimeusa ⋅ r/funny
I think I figured out why my dog is a little on the slow side.7yr ⋅ burgertimeusa ⋅ r/ImGoingToHellForThis
Don't Have Cadriovascular Health Issues Because Jesus Lives In Your Heart7yr ⋅ burgertimeusa ⋅ r/oldpeoplefacebook
I SLEEP SAFE AND SECURE BENEATH THE WARMTH OF THE PACK MF'ERS!!! POST YOUR BEDDY-BY STATIONS!7yr ⋅ burgertimeusa ⋅ r/THE_PACK
Stupid idiot woman can't even drive right; gets what's coming to her.7yr ⋅ burgertimeusa ⋅ r/thatHappened
I texted all my contacts “Happy New Year!” I’m posting the most thematic responses on appropriate subreddits.6yr ⋅ burgertimeusa ⋅ r/drunk
