‘I wanna look like Matt Damon if you shaved his hair and stuck it to his chin’.5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/Justfuckmyshitup
1st Asian player to score 50 goals in the PL. 1st PL goal at our new Stadium. 1st CL goal at our new Stadium. Scored the winner today. Always steps up when Kane is injured. #legend4yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/coys
Bamboozling yourself instead of the dog. [x-post from r/Wellthatsucks]5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/instantkarma
This is the other side of Durdle Door, off the south coast, near Lulworth. Looks like a Dragon, or sea-horse if you prefer.5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/CasualUK
The last time Luke held his fathers Lightsaber in his right hand it was cut off, by his father. 37 years later we were given this scene, to see how Luke would respond to being reunited with it. Holding it in his now robotic hand. I wonder where they’ll go with that?4yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/saltierthancrait
I used to be a lurker until I joined this sub. It’s like a gateway drug for karma farming.6yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/inthesoulstone
User thinks blind people are incapable of using internet, facepalm ensues.5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/facepalm
Help! Neighbour asked us to care for very small tortoise for one week and then didn’t come back!3yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/tortoise
White Knight taking on the incels, says men shouldn’t review Captain Marvel.5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/whiteknighting
40, been on Reddit under two months, and already feel part of something special.6yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/inthesoulstone
He likes ‘...barely legal p***y’...if you think this is bad you should see his YouTube.5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
Question: I’m in the cinema and a man has taken off his shoes and socks. What should I do?6yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/CasualUK
Wedy-drunks-mink-pher...wat? People of CasualUK, what does this mean and why go to all that effort to write it? Spotted in Elephant and Castle (the strangest of strange places).5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/CasualUK
Idiot in car takes photo whilst driving at 70, calling out another idiot in car. Poor doggo.5yr ⋅ BurdonLane ⋅ r/IdiotsInCars