New coworker. I'm white. He's black. I was trying to be friendly. It didn't work.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I spent the weekend chaperoning a dozen middle school boys at a youth camp. I thought I had a junior Scumbag Steve on my hands. I'm happy to say I was wrong.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To everyone complaining about their asshole bosses, boyfriends, coworkers, etc; a little perspective.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Whenever an anti-abortion advocate tells me they're opposed to contraception as well.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Look, I'm not a big fan of Apple or U2 either, but the mock outrage is pretty ridiculous.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Just spent 30 minutes running around in the cold. Thank You was the response I was looking for.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Whenever another Redditor thinks he's being a bad-ass by announcing he's giving me a downvote.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The woman at the Humane Society said Everyone wants the puppies, nobody wants the the older boy. I'm happy to say she was wrong. Meet Puck.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/aww
The guy in front of me at the gas station was counting out pennies to pay for a cup of coffee and complaining about the bitter cold. The cashier was not sympathetic.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
To the guy who laid on his horn at the crosswalk when my 15 year old, blind, arthritic dog and I were crossing the street.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I kinda liked this shot from tonight's show in Asheville. Thought y'all might like it too.7yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/TheDollop
Nothing like starting your second day at work with a visit from human resources.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Hey Big Ben, my fantasy team is down by 40 points headed into tonight's game.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/nfffffffluuuuuuuuuuuu
[Thanks] Kalanz. There are not enough thanks in the universe to express my gratitude. I am shocked and awed. I'll try a more eloquent thanks once my capacity for coherent thought returns. You, sir, are amazing.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
A friend of mine is a chef. Some dude you may have heard of came in for dinner tonight.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/sabres
[Gifted] My football contest winner Jessiye. As a Browns fan, you're going to need a lot of strong coffee over the next few months.7yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Thanks a whole big bunch Kalanz...as you can see, the girls are quite happy.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
Could someone please draw my Dad and my nephew getting ready to hunt for Easter eggs?8yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
[Gifted] Gennywren, for having the last intro. Welcome to the club!7yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] internal_cannon, for the film version of one of my all-time favorite books. I've been DYING to see this. Thank you SOOOOOOOO much.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] iassessoldpeople for the beard balm. Now it's so soft and luxurious.7yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
if he wants all of the credit, he should be willing to accept some of the responsibility.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[Thanks] ThatOneGuyDotNet for the lovely poster for my lovely wife. I'll post pics when I get it framed.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Wishlist
[Gifted] LittleBit8, tonight's Sunday Night Football contest winner.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] WhiskeyandKittens, for my Sandwich Time contest. You guessed 290, the answer was 292.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Sieberella. Now, when the world gives me lemons, I can LITERALLY make lemonade.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Wishlist
[Gifted] Aerys1, because a loooong time ago, Amazon sent you a broken gift, and the vendor was a gigantic pain in the ass, and I owe you a replacement of some sort, and a Hagen always pays his debts10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Kalanz for Season 1 of Game of Thrones. Christmas is Coming...early.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] /u/eatingdust. I just got a job, you just got a present. Today was a good day.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Matt, for the new Summer Reading book. I plan on lounging around all day tomorrow reading it.9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Wishlist
When I saw the CEO of Reddit had publicly called out a former employee on an AMA.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
[Gifted] After listening to Frank Zappa for 8 hours at work, I decided someone else needed some, so I did a wishlist search...why am I not surprised /u/Fred Wampy's name came up?10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] chemcalfarmr. After a few days of playing email tag with Amazon customer service, I discovered your last gift got lost in transit. Here's a replacement, because a gentleman always honors his responsibilities. Thanks for your patience.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] William_Heath: Generous gifter, and expert Birthday card maker. Plus, us fathers of girls gotta stick together. Hope your little people enjoy the book! (now with proper tagging!)10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
My daughter at a mathematics competition. Could someone draw my favorite math nerd?9yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
[Gifted] /u/tandem7 This is part of a concerted effort on my part to be nice to Canadians for the next few days, because once Olympic Hockey starts, you people are the enemy.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] PaganPirate, because I haven't talked to you in, like, forever. Plus, you need to represent yourself and your little Pirette's.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/pony_hawk for the shiny new fruit bowl (banana for scale).10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] One more before bed ...silenceforsilence...welcome.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Fluttershy123, another Birthday Twins contest winner. You share a birthday with Honey Boo Boo...you've suffered enough, have a gift.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/tandem7 for the new drill bits. I am one step closer to my dream of building furniture.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Workin for the Wishlist contest winner, and all around witty conversationalist, Cultural_Infidel. Because Fish...and Beards.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] But to whom? I can't figure out who gave me this sweet bottle opener ring, but I sure am grateful!10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Thank you anonymous gifter for the awesome Stone pint glass. Since I can't thank you by name, I'll raise a pint or two (or six) in your honor. 12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] A few things for my classmates in the other houses: timelady84 (Amazindor), GherkinJerkin (Kindleclaw), and Yokuo (Smileypuff). We may be competing for the house cup, but Rule #3 still applies. PRIMERYN RULES!!!...but you folks are pretty great too.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] /u/RelativeGIF, because we hate (read: love) you too. Welcome to the party!11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] /u/martysthreegirls. Wonder Twin powers, activate!11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] katinwonderland. Welcome to RAOA. Here, have some books.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] RoseMadderX, for being the last person to post a Thanks, because thanks posts are my favorite part of this place.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] CharmingCherry, a litle reading material, because I feel I've been seriously remiss in my gifting duties of late, and the Random Wishlist button chose you. Enjoy!11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Cultural-infidel, for a valiant effort in the RAOA Fantasy Football league today.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/theresejo, This arrived today...And there was much rejoicing.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] sirynfollyfallen. I got some Cake Day love today...had to spread some of the love and good wishes around.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] /u/bipolaroid...have fun playing The Elder Scrolls Online this weekend.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] /u/Roisiny. I can not, in good conscience, treat myself, regardless of what the omnipotent Random Wishlist button says. But I can treat you!11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] moxiousmissy, my Father's Day Contest winner, enjoy your new book. Amnd a special thanks to everyone for their great stories and pictures, and I hope you all had a great Father's Day.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/allergictoapples for the hot cocoa. As you can see, it was very well received around here.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Kalanz, after what has been the worst day in recent memory, finding these in the mailbox almost made me cry. Can't wait to watch them...as soon as my TV is fixed. Thanks for the silver lining on a big ol' gray cloud of a day.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Thank You Wretchedrenee for my new phone case...now maybe my daughters will stop nagging me about not protecting my phone.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Watsoned. You're a pretty awesome person, and I'm willing to bet you're a pretty awesome daughter as well. Hope your Dad enjoys this...and thanks for the reading suggestion.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] /u/czere, because this song is great, and I might be going to see the Avett Brothers on New Year's Eve.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Henraldo...because Fiddlee, diddlee, deidely dee...that's why.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] acciocorinne...this song has been playing all weekend in my house...somebody else should get it too.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Kalanz, this brought me more joy than anything they've done on the ice all season.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] JessieAnonymous. I'm sorry, did you say help me learn how to focus? Because I distinctly heard, Buy me a mustache ring. I guess I should really learn to focus better in the future..my bad.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Cupidsvixen, my Keep Pounding contest winner. I'm not going to lie, I felt a little weird buying this, but it said Highest Priority, so I figured what the hell.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Wishlist
[Thanks] Thanks hypnotictomato for the water bowl for my dogs. It has been raining all day, so we couldn't get an outdoor pic like you requested. Instead, here's a pic of Puck and Henry on their morning walk.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Justalittlejen...a musical easter egg. Your kindness to others can never be fully repaid...hopefully this goes a little way towards that goal.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] DrUsual for the cards. Cold beers and insane conversations are happening at this very moment.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Wishlist
[Gifted] /u/uraniumcatfish via the random wishlist. (Also, another North Carolinian!!)11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Tragopanic for the video game! Now that was a QUICK delivery.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] mepena2...your first gifting deserves a little something in return.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] juliet1484. Slow down girl, you're gonna hurt yourself.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Contest Winner LizziPizzo. It ain't much, but it's something...thanks for playing.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Kalanz for The Slackers record for Music Monday. Yesterday was...weird. This made it a lot better. Mahalo.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/bunnysoup for the EXCELLENT addition to my movie collection.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] redmoonshine. From a former New Yorker (The Bronx, Baby!!!) to a current one...welcome, and enjoy.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] PaganPirate, for being the last person to gift. (The fact that I think you're just about the coolest person ever is just a happy coincidence)11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/Tyler_Hunt for the New Theme contest gift. I was going to make a more creative post, but it's been the weekend from hell. I'll get more creative next time, I promise.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Kalanz, because somebody should get YOU Music on a Monday for a change. (OK, technically it's Tuesday, but I haven't gone to sleep yet, so it counts).10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] /u/klc88 for the incense. My wife was recently complaining that our bathroom reeks of gym socks and beer farts. This should help remedy that problem.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] CoastieThaMostie for the miraculous gift. USA! USA!10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] TheRubyRedPirate. They were all out of things, you get an item instead.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Wishlist
[Thanks] WHAT THE L IS GOING ON AROUND HERE?!?! (Seriously though, L, many humble and gracious thanks you mysterious lunatic).10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Thanks] Hey, /u/ladyaccountant, who's got two thumbs and is ready for hockey season? THIS GUY!!!11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] TchotchkeAficionado. We just became friends...so now this is happening.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Zamiewithazee. Because, for what it's worth, I don't think you're useless... and this thing rules.11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
My daughter and I had an impromptu duet. Anybody want to give it a try?10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
[Gifted] bridget1989, the Random Wishlist button was calling.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] kstephens1125...because the random button did its thing...and delivered a fellow Tarheel...it seemed like fate. Plus, I'm big on the Pig.12yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] Aerys1, winner of my World Cup Finals contest. GO DEUTSCHLAND!!!10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] judogirl. You've been generous tonight, and that should be rewarded. Enjoy.10yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
[Gifted] A Birthday Twins prize for FredWampy for Pee Wee, LBJ, and Jess Pinkman Bitch!11yr ⋅ BuffHagen ⋅ r/Random_Acts_Of_Amazon
