First thing when I get home? Smell my beard for what I ate today.

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I think she's dead

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Everyday when I get home from work. She smells my beard to see what I've ate.(x - post from /r/corgi

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This Pakistani truck driver I met in Iraq a few years ago. Glorious

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I'm a 6'3 guy. I just like having something to hold when I go to sleep.

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I got a hair cut and a beard trim today. Was trying to take a dumb photo but I kinda liked this one.

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I usually just get yelled at.

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Apparently only one of us like watching HGTV all day.

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How did he even get this plate?

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My last cigarette. Quitting cold turkey. I'm already grumpy and it isn't even finished.

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My roommates cat after he was caught tearing into a new loaf of bread.

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My roommates mother accidentally ran over their dog. Broken pelvis and her hind legs don't work. All I want to do is lay on the couch with this dog and chill. I want to cry. Sorry for image quality.

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Came home today and my dog got ahold of this. Would it still be usable?

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My beard seems to grow towards the right. Any tips in getting it to grow straight? I want a bigger beard!

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So I'm eating some food and I look over and there's my roommates cat.

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