I like Coldplay. My girlfriend does not. We had an exchange that I thought this sub might find amusing.

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Homer, when are you going to give up this crazy sugar scheme?

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I'm faced with some serious choices next week...

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Best to let someone else be the victim of some sick bastard's idea of a joke.

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Wondering if it's even worth the effort...

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Yeah, well, you know that's just like, my opinion, man.

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My irrational fear begins at the 5th floor.

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