Does anyone here want a wedding dress that makes you look like you're farting chiffon? If so, look no further!8yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Husband: “When will you ever use these?” Me: “I’ll know when the time is right.”6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The wedding venue I signed a contract for vs. What the owners changed it to without my knowledge. I wish I was joking.7yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/weddingplanning
Maybe this is why they say ‘Never work with children or animals’. They’ll either steal the scene or shit all over you.5yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/funny
The Swiss ‘central bank’s central bank’ expresses scepticism about the viability of decentralised currency. Also, bears continue to shit in the woods and the pope remains a Catholic.6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/CryptoCurrency
This will be mass-downvoted by the parents of reddit but your colleagues don't owe you anything just because you chose to have children. I've had too much personal experience of this.10yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When you have such bad diarrhoea that you have to clean your bum-crack AND your lady-crack10yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Somehow I don’t think Coinbase are losing any sleep over the Las Vegas Heart Attack Grill6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/CryptoCurrency
The violence in Bangladesh being hidden by the government censoring the online media is why we need a decentralised internet.6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/CryptoCurrency
“Er - I need tae be at Kings Cross the morra tae - tae go tae Hogwarts. Wid it be aw richt if ye gied me a lift?” - Harry Potter Scots Edition6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/harrypotter
Let’s go for a cycle, they said. We got you a special basket, they said.6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/Thisismylifemeow
Should I be worried about this jamon iberico? Black and white substance in the outside? Is it mould? Yellow and pink fat on the inside? Supposed to be Joselito gran Reserva but bought from a 3rd party. Difficult to comment on the taste... heavier and darker, maybe a little bitter? Please advise.6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/Charcuterie
When your cat can use your bra like a hermit crab uses a shell8yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The Highland Coo. Whiskey ganache, vanilla sponge and buttercream. Courtesy of Cuckoos Bakery, Edinburgh.6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/Edinburgh
Hola! Sorry for the English but I need help with my jamon iberico. I bought a Joselito gran Reserva online but there is black stuff on the skin of the jamon and the fat is yellow and pink. Should I be worried? Thank you for your help!6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/spain
I've heard of a toilet being referred to as a porcelain throne before, but always thought of it as a metaphor9yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/pics
Now this is a proper hot chocolate: 50% Italian chocolate, 50% steamed milk10yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/food
Because whose home is complete without a sculpture of a naked child with a bag over their head?6yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/WTF
This piece of modern art is hanging in my solicitors office - surely I'm not the only one who can see how rude it is?11yr ⋅ bruce_mcmango ⋅ r/WTF
