Just imagine if a country had these guys as their armed forces. Bulletproof, sniper aim without using sights, essentially they are super soldiers.4yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/thedivision
Which WWE Champion did you think had no chance of winning going into their title match?1yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/Wrasslin
Oh, you can throw a knife. But you know what you can't throw? A party! For my birthday! Which was Wednesday!6yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/americandad
Sometimes I think I should have just stayed in Peru moving coke. Machado was a cold bastard but he was good to his men. Once you drew blood for him you were set. Hooch, blow, girls, not women, GIRLS, little bitty things-6yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/americandad
I can envision millions of Americans rising up as one and demanding legislation that would require your legs to be amputated, burned, and buried next to Hitler.6yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/americandad
Once again, C.I.A. body-doubles are for work purposes ONLY, people. Using your double to finish making love to a Jet Blue stewardess - because you were too drunk - is a definite no-no!6yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/americandad
His parents just got divorced because his mom banged some black dude called THIS MAMMA JAMMER RIGHT HERE!!!5yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/americandad
What do you do when your mom's unhappy?Jerry left her feeling crappy, Sing her a shanty nice and snappy, Wash her in the bathtub.6yr ⋅ Brock_And_Roll ⋅ r/americandad
