THEY DIDN'T EVEN GIVE ME OPIATES
We're just upset about our tiny penises
This is heart breaking, but also infuriating.
My grandmother, god bless her, after sending me a 17 pound box of carbs.
Cool advertisement with a skinny girl? Quick! Accuse everyone of pedophilia!
[sanity] It's not good genes.
Not eating really packs on the pounds.
I don't think that's how it works.
A true once in a lifetime event. Completely accidental and stunningly beautiful.
It's true that exercising off every calorie is no way to live. You'd die.
Mathematics is metabolically damaging.
No, unsolicited sponsored post, two or three more cookies is not a good idea. Next question?
Who would actually do this, though? (I must admit, seems it would be fun)
I woke up to this. They also went through several years of my post history. Yes, I know this is somewhat my fault, but holy hell.
This story left me with a subtle, mundane feeling of horror.
Hey y'all, you want this blue piece for $200?
All the comments say more carbs.
Stephen Hawking was an oppressor of the TELL LIE VISION
Fellas, I'm looking for love
She ain't down with the memes.
Obama is ruining my phone
If only there were a way to eat without gaining weight
Feminists finally admitting they don't believe in equality....
15 Christmas presents for $15
That dang metabolism strikes again, defeating the laws of physics.
Counting calories is SEXIST and demonizes fat
This is unbelievably distasteful.
Laugh away, I suppose.
Does a sex worker crucifying her client make you cringe as hard as it does me
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I got paid to crucify a dude and it wasn't even that bad
THIS IS NOT A TACO
I, uhm. What?
This is worth over $430, y'all. Sample sizes. Dear god, how much would the full sizes be worth?
They are sincerely trying to sell that on the right for $200.
SCOBY jerky! Odd but not too bad
This little box, totally excluding additional ingredients such as butter and milk, contains 780 calories. How and why????
Dollar Tree is an amazing place to shop for Christmas!
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your words don't hurt, so I will destroy you
my phone just up and took this photo, accidentally
The cute balloons don't change the fact you aren't fit to watch children if what you say is true.