Nothing happened

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This sub tomorrow

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Kahn and Minh after meeting at the disco in Laos, and today.

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This was the largest vehicle I could afford

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Meme it into existence

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If the tennis rackets don't get you, the pool skimmers will.

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I mean... I mean, my God!

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Thy may have committed some “Light” treason

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2017 Astros MVP

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You little snitch

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But seven goes into 28 four times.

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Ah, geez. And you got the stink lines and everything.

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Show me your magnets!

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Two new babies. It’s been a good week.

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Lots of cars broken into at the Sports Complex this weekend. Several from my son’s team alone.

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Thaw me out when robot wives are cheap and effective

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You know, part of spending time together as a family is spending time apart as individuals.

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What’s a jib?

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YOU FORGOT ONE THING, WIGGUM. YEAH? WHAT'S THAT? I FILLED THE BALLS WITH A FUNNEL.

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Back in line

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IT CAN’T BE TURNED OFF!

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You did it

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