Married 4 years and always proud boys

3yr ⋅ ⋅

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There's too much fucking shit on me

1yr ⋅

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Felt cute 🥺 I dunno, might go bark at the neighbours later

1yr ⋅

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I work in a laboratory 👨‍🔬 Happy Pride Bros 🌈

11mo ⋅

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Gay🧙irl

9mo ⋅

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Happy Pride!

1yr ⋅

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Gay🐻irl

6mo ⋅

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She wouldn't leave the stove in hopes of getting to taste test the maple syrup 🍁

1yr ⋅

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Melissa pick up your face girl

1yr ⋅

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River is a golden ratio puppers

2yr ⋅

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You know those flutes that are like triple flutes?

1yr ⋅

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Something about a dog?

6mo ⋅

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Got some new ladies today 🐔

9mo ⋅

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First dip in our new hot tub 🎉

2yr ⋅

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Wigglytuff knows how I like it...

8yr ⋅

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Raspberry bush issues?

11mo ⋅

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Just a smiling dog on a log

2yr ⋅

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A well-endowed Erlenmeyer flask

10yr ⋅

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Good things happen when I'm drunk

13yr ⋅

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Cranberry sauce a la Bart

9yr ⋅

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Getting Some Dolphin Kisses In Cuba

13yr ⋅

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Why not a picture of me being drunk?

13yr ⋅

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I wouldn't mind being caught in a Zombie Apocalypse with these two guys

13yr ⋅

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It might be a small part, but that's why I majored in it!

14yr ⋅

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He loves car rides

12yr ⋅

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