Hugo is pretty relieved that the DOD is at least funded, he hasn't been FURloughed from his post.5yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/washingtondc
Trolls, for the first time in my adult life I have a positive net worth. Another student loan bites the dust!5yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today I turn 25 and I'm single, living at home and unemployed , but I'm finally recovered from being hospitalized with a crazy disease and I'm feeling optimistic. Here's to a good year ahead!9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I moved out last week, and this morning my mom couldn't find my dog. She followed the snores to my room...12yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/aww
Lady who works at my gym saw my favorite workout top and told me Good for you9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXFitness
Really into a guy for two months... followed a friend's advice and stopped initiating conversation and he hasn't texted in four days...7yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boss forgot my birthday and I didn't get the customary office card and cupcakes.11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have 10 pages to write tonight and I'm watching Dr. Phil and playing Candy Crush.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Went shoe shopping last night, MRW I caught a glance of myself in a mirror and thought I was looking at my mother.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Third month unemployed, living at home with my parents as an adult, knee injury keeps me from running, best friend won't talk to me.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW last night for dinner I had a bag of doritos, and for dessert, raw cookie dough.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Put on extra makeup to go out with friends tonight. Single and ready to mingle.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a hot sleepover date in 8 days and my period should have started yesterday...7yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I realized my new anti-anxiety meds have killed my ability to orgasm.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I've strength training and my muscly legs are too big for my pants.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
After a year of babying and a Deva cut two weeks ago, I'm finally loving my mop.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/curlyhair
MRW I find out a cute new man has moved in and will be working in my largely-female workplace.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Went to shave my legs for the first time in months last night. MRW I killed the razor with hair after just one shin.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm the smallest in my friend group. HIF whenever we carpool and I end up stuck in the middle seat.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My bush was getting a little out of hand and I keep forgetting to pick a new trimmer up...10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
At training for new job working for women's empowerment, MRW the group of all women starts laughing about how they're not feminists and feminists are crazy.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My boss is 20 minutes late for the meeting where I'll be announcing my resignation.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Single for three years and spending the evening watching Bridalplasty. Hello Friday nights.11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My acne prescriptions refilled a week late, I'm PMSing, and my friend asked if I noticed that I'm breaking out.11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Done!! Ran my first 5K after only one month of training, and finished in 32 minutes! Here I am at the finish line with my amazing friends who convinced me I was ready.11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/C25K
MRW my gay date told me to go bold with the red lipstick at Sephora because it would look fantastic with my eyes.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have a book to finish indexing, two fellowship applications to finish, a 10-page lit review midterm and two presentations due by the 15th. And shark week just started.11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have so much stuff to do, but I feel an anxiety attack coming on and I left my don't-go-crazy pills at home.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MFW I learn I've got an amazing international job right out of my MA program... and I'm the first in my class to get a job!10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tomorrow I have to go tell my old, male professor sitting on my exams panel that my slow progress is due to health problems (i.e. lady problems).10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
The fancy balconette bra I ordered doesn't fit right on my teeny boobs...10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Knowing I couldn't afford it, my bestie got me Naked 3 for Christmas11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I haven't slept in three days due to a fancy side-effect. MRW I text, snap, and gchat all my friends at crazy hours of the night.10yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Tons of these rubber bands in a box at a hotel in Key West. My mom picked one up and wants to know what they're for.9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/whatisthisthing
Picked four pounds of blackberries out of the garden, made a pie to use some up!12yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
WHY CAN'T I WRITE A GOOD RESPONSE TO THIS REQUIRED PROMPT FOR MY DREAM JOB!?!?!?9yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Can I submit a friend's handwriting? I received a beautiful letter today and my friend's cursive amazes me!11yr ⋅ breezy727 ⋅ r/Handwriting
