Just gonna get a grilled cheese at the snack stop. I had a friend that wanted one once, but he's gone now. To Tucson. On business. Won't be back til Wednesday.9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Here's check 001, the only check Roger ever wrote. Please note that in the date line he's written: 'Today comma 1783.' It's made out for the amount of $72 million, and it's payable to 'Drugs'. In the memo line, it says: 'For drugs, yo,' and it's signed 'John Travolta.'10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
A leather shop in Arizona? Why they would be out of business in a week's time!10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/IASIP
Wine lover, right here. Also a heroin lover in case anyone wants to schedule a poppy tour. Huge heroin fan. Don't use it, just like being around it. Study it. Appreciate it. Use it sometimes.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Found a cool use for the Harry polybag (that’s him on the little bridge), fits right in with the Hogwarts Express 759556yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/lego
Stop! Let the nerdy one go... The scrawny nerdy one... The scrawny nerdy one with glasses... Steve.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
My favorite Tobias line, I couldn't find a good .gif of it anywhere online so I made one9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
I'll harpoon the bear and the bear blood will distract the shark and we can escape!10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Hi, I'm Laura, the new girl. Want to show me the ropes and perhaps misinterpret my friendliness?10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
11 yrs later & Roger still wants FB to give him more than just a thumbs up. #HappyBirthdayFacebook #11YearsOfFacebook10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
I like coffee ice-cream, but I don't like coffee. I mean, what do you think, could that be a joke for Jerry Seinfeld?10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
No one's gonna be invested in a month-long intergalactic orgy if the ship's got insufficient fuel cells. You want to talk reality? Let's talk reality!9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Oh no. No, no, no. No, no. No. He is, he is dead. He is not okay. He will never be okay, because he is - say it with me - dead. You didn't say it with me.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
You bought a blimp? Francine, with today's low helium prices we'd be crazy not to buy!10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Your husband is home and he's looking right at us. / I- I know he's here. I called you over so you could talk to him. / Next time maybe don't end your text message with a side ways smiley face. It's very misleading.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Here’s one little Jewish boy hoping he gets a fresh pair of socks this Hanukkah9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Roger getting struck by lightning, someone requested this a few days ago10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
The Smiths are getting ducked up & bucked up for the #nationalchampionship (pre)-game. #OUvsOSU #GoBucks #GoDucks10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
I mean, I could be mad. I probably should be mad, but what can I say? They knew not what they did. They... they just knew not. They know now, I'll tell you that much.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Man, you got me thinking about weed now. That stuff makes me want to drink so much soda. I smoke a bone, then I drain a 2-liter of Sunkist in, like, a second. Freaks people out.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
One is freed while the other dies alone in a glass tomb, which used to contain farts.10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Just wanted to thank /u/StrangeCitizen once more, for this Rendgnome and also (a surprise) extra 10th anniversary pin. Really can't thank you enough.9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/Nationals
It was the most impassioned collision of minds and wills since the Cuban Missile Crisis #Kickoff2015 #FantasyFootball9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/americandad
Mystery Machine, my first build since last year's Simpsons House (I've been slacking).9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/lego
Nationals related loot for Christmas! Particularly fond of a brand new Rendon jersey, reserved for Opening Day10yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/Nationals
Noticed that Hank kept the Jesus Malverde statue from his time in El Paso9yr ⋅ Boymankid ⋅ r/breakingbad
