So we open up the panda crate and wouldn't you know it? The damned thing's dead. Upchucked its own bamboo.5yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/futurama
Saw this parked outside Whole Foods. Looks like Georgeie branched outside architecture.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/seinfeld
She'd be like a six in New York, but she's a seven in Scranton. And the Boss is my old boss from Dunder Mifflin.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
Shelves when I first installed them vs. now. About five years difference.6yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/gamecollecting
They literally made me stop eating foods shaped like dicks. No hot dogs. No popsicles. Do you know how many foods are shaped like dicks? The best kinds.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/mildlypenis
Only who can prevent forest fires? You pressed You, referring to me. That is incorrect. The correct answer is you.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
In honor of the finale, this was my dinner tonight. Thanks for the laughs guys.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/PandR
I've already planned our vacation. We're going to the Highway 9 bird sanctuary. I understand they've installed a new bird feeder this year. It's shaped like a diner, and it's on this really tall pole.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Uh, Springfield, my computer shows your T-437 is fully operational. Uh, I suggest you- Oh, my God! Oh, God, no! Oh, this can't be happening!9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You know, Helen Keller was largely useless, but look at how we remember her. First lady of the American stage.6yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/KingOfTheHill
I just stopped by because little Kyle left his laundry detergent on the playground. Crazy cracka's always leaving their laundry detergent all over the place!5yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/southpark
We thought you only cared about cans of anchovies and stuffy old songs about the buttocks.5yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/futurama
Behold the rarest of the rare, the mythological two-headed hound, born with only one head.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
If you're going to have a trashy sticker on your car...at least make sure everything is spelled correctly.5yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
There's a man named Jesus who gave his life to save me. And so I declare that every year on Christmas day, we should remember Jesus and what he did, and thank him for it. From now on, Christmas will be for remembering a brave man, named Jesus.5yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/southpark
Hey, let's all hug Apu... Hey there's still time. Let's hug him again.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
You guys, listen to this song I just wrote. It's called I hate you guys. ♪♪ I hate you guys ♪♪ You guys are assholes ♪♪ 'specialy Kenny ♪♪ I hate him the most ♪♪8yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/southpark
According to the Scab Handbook, that's inappropriate banter. And that's just the way I like it.5yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/futurama
Friend of mine took a spur of the moment trip to Vermont. Brought this back for me.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/beerporn
I used to think a car was just a way of getting from point A to point B and on weekends point C. But that was the old me. That man died the moment I laid eyes on the 1979 Honda Accord.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The aftermath of cutting cave aged Emmentaler. The uninformed might think I changed a diaper7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/Cheese
Aww rats, another gutterball. Gee Homer, you sure do suck tonight!9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Tonight on The Simpsons! It's a laugh-o-rama when Bart invents a machine that takes the cherries out of chocolate covered cherries, and replaces it instead with mayonnaise.6yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/southpark
Someone wanted to be buddies with me and my coworker. Close...but no cigar7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/GolfGTI
If I came into your house and started sniffing at your crotch and slobbering all over your face what would you say?9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Me (Mk5) and my co-worker (blue Mk7) are daily parking buddies. But today I walked out to a surprise!7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/GolfGTI
When someone takes your usual spot next to your daily parking buddy...7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/GolfGTI
You know, you remind me of a poem I can't remember, and a song that may never have existed, and a place I'm not sure I've ever been to.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Kids, kids, kids. As far as Daddy's concerned, you're both potential murderers.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Great game son, I'm taking you to Hooters. Ehh, I don't want to bother mom at work...7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I know what people like. It's got to have sex appeal, and a catchy name.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
The only thing I'm high on is love, love for my son and daughters. Yes, a little LSD is all I need!9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Let's see...I see Esc, Ctrl, and PgUP...there doesn't seem to be any any key! (from/r/shittycarmods)8yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wound up in Ardmore, PA, and naturally had to stop at Tired Hands. Happened across this beauty, a collaboration with Hill Farmstead.8yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/beerporn
This is finally, really happening. After years of disappointment with get-rich-quick schemes, I know I'm gonna get rich with this scheme...and quick!9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
This toilet I only use to drive for Uber. Do your worst, I have no attachment to it.8yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/RoastMyCar
I don't want to hit a sore spot, but can we talk about herpes? Herpes herpes, bo-berpes, banana, fana fo-ferpes -- her-pes. Ow!9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
My co-pilot isn't very good with directions. He won't wear his seat belt either.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/GolfGTI
First car I've financed. It was this or a 9-3 Aero. I think I made the right choice.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/GolfGTI
Oops, watch the swears honey bear. We don't use the I word in this house.7yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
And then the handsome prince realized he had to go to the bathroom really bad. But the evil ogre Barney- had left the men's room in the most wicked condition. So the prince went out back to the enchanted alley-9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dad, knocking over gravestones is bad luck! Really? I heard good.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Got passed over on a promotion for a job I've been doing for two months without the title. Oh well. These two think I do a good job.6yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/drunk
It has three shots of rum, a jigger of bourbon and a little creme de cassis for flavor.8yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Aww, isn't that cute? A baby driving a car... And look! There's a dog driving a bus.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Noticed this little cameo in Hey Arnold: The Jungle Movie6yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/arresteddevelopment
Homer, your bravery and quick thinking have turned a potential Chernobyl into a mere Three Mile Island. Bravo.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Does anyone have a higher quality image of this photo of Michael and David?8yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
You have 24 hours to give us our money. And to show you we're serious, you have 12 hours.9yr ⋅ boxesandcereal ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
