How come you never see a Halloween store in January? It's an untapped market!2yr · boxesandcereal · r/BoJackHorseman
Did a double take when I saw this Toyota. I thought I saw Bob with long, thick hair. (looks better in the thumbnail)2yr · boxesandcereal · r/BobsBurgers
Now remember, Kif, the quickest way to a girl's bed is through her parents. Have sex with them and you're in.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
In season 5 episode 13 of King of the Hill, Hank can be seen driving his father's Cadillac. Under the side view mirror is a small circle which was in fact a thermometer on '70s Cadillacs.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/TVDetails
Hermes' dreadlocks...and his arm?! Leela I'm shocked! Food goes in the disposal, hair and flesh go in the trash!2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
Your social security check is late! Stuff cost more than it used to! Young people use curse words!!!2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
Bender, you look awful. I prescribe makeup. It just so happens I have my Mary Kay sample case.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
This joke is so simple, but it's one of my favorite in the series.5yr · boxesandcereal · r/arresteddevelopment
Perhaps seeing things from a new perspective has reminded me of life's beauty. Or perhaps my new posture is causing blood to pool in the back of my brain, resulting in a mild delirium. Incidentally you have a dime up your nose.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
You can state all specs and numbers you want, but you're not going to change my mind.11mo · boxesandcereal · r/Volvo
My boy is officially 21!! All of the bars are closed so we're doing shots in the driveway!10mo · boxesandcereal · r/Volvo
Lisa, if you're unhappy with your job you don't strike. You just go in there every day, and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.6yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheSimpsons
[Stan] Oh my god, can you guys believe it? This is only the second time we've been in outer space. [Cartman] This is like my fifth time.3yr · boxesandcereal · r/southpark
I park my Volvo in the backyard SO I CAN LOOK AT IT WHILE I POOP1yr · boxesandcereal · r/regularcarreviews
We already have too many mugs, but not NEARLY enough cats. Also I think they're having an orgy.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/ThriftStoreHauls
In a recent poll we asked people if Moop's refusal to play would stop them from downloading music off the internet. 1% said Yes. 2% said No. And 97% said Who the hell is Moop?2yr · boxesandcereal · r/southpark
If you want to re-watch every episode before season five, there is just over 48 hours left.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/betterCallSaul
We already have too many mugs, but not NEARLY enough cats. Also I think they're having an orgy.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/ThriftStoreCats
My Cartman is way better than your sneaky jew and his stupid dreidel.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/southpark
We already have too many mugs, but not NEARLY enough cats. Also I think they're having an orgy.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/muglife
What do you guys think of my Rusty Shackleford Halloween costume?4yr · boxesandcereal · r/KingOfTheHill
Sweet giant anteater of Santa Anita! The Professor's been eaten by giant anteaters!2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
Now Homie, when we get to the liquor store, buy me some Jack Daniels and a carton of smokes.3yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheSimpsons
My Halloween costume this year got me thinking... How come you never see a Halloween store in January? It's an untapped market!2yr · boxesandcereal · r/BoJackHorseman
The ship's fixed except for the cup holder, and I should have that operational within 10 hours.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
Finally got this today. So glad Fangamer released more copies and I didn't have to pay a scumbag scalper.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/Undertale
Alright Chef, I'll have my assistants hold up the flag, and you tell me what exactly you find racist about it2yr · boxesandcereal · r/southpark
When Team Member Appreciation Week lands on the same week you took PTO5mo · boxesandcereal · r/wholefoods
Not really into the collecting scene anymore, but I'm still pretty proud of this one1yr · boxesandcereal · r/donkeykong
That horse better win, or we're taking a trip to the glue factory...and he won't get to come.6yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheSimpsons
Boomhauer, pickup...Boomhauer, pickup...Pickup Boomhauer. Pi- oh right, you're away.3yr · boxesandcereal · r/KingOfTheHill
Good things come to those who wait. Less than retail with my Target card. Eat a dick scalpers.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/gamecollecting
James' contribution to Pat's SNES book is 100% cut and paste from his SNES vs Genesis video from 2012.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheCinemassacreTruth
Finally left the crazy bitch. It was hard because she was my first serious girlfriend and I'm incredibly shy with meeting new people. But it had to be done.3yr · boxesandcereal · r/drunk
I don't like the looks of this doctor. I bet I've lost more patients than he's even treated.2yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
Well, okay Joseph...I don't see any reason your father has to find out about this...3yr · boxesandcereal · r/KingOfTheHill
I've got a gut feeling Uter's around here somewhere. After all, isn't there a little Uter in all of us? In fact, you might even say we just ate Uter, and he's in our stomachs, right now! Wait, scratch that one.6yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheSimpsons
We constructed it from the remnants of old discarded Macy's parade balloons. Underdog's groin, Bart Simpson's left ear and right shin, Garfield's owner Jon's forehead.6yr · boxesandcereal · r/futurama
I never see anyone talk about the C70 coupé. I think it's one of the most beautiful cars Volvo ever made.1yr · boxesandcereal · r/Volvo
Stop that. I love my wife and family. All I'm going to use this bed for is sleeping, eating, and maybe building a little fort.4yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheSimpsons
Mixed together cream soda and a few liquors. I think I made swish.5yr · boxesandcereal · r/trailerparkboys
Nancy are you sure about this? Leaving Dale alone...with your son...and your house...which you still owe money on...4yr · boxesandcereal · r/KingOfTheHill
It's not like anything interesting happened to anyone else today.6yr · boxesandcereal · r/TheSimpsons
THISSS is the 2020 Dodge Journey, and it is, without a doubt, the crappiest new car you can buy today.5mo · boxesandcereal · r/dougdemuro
Juicy and hazy IPAs with silly names are always a plus one in my book.3yr · boxesandcereal · r/beerporn