Jerry doesn’t want to talk to you, nobody wants to talk to you. So why don’t you just DROP DEAD!!!1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
The Light of the Desert is the world’s largest faceted cerussite gem, weighing 898 carats1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/MineralPorn
Kramer was the most chaotic of the main characters, yet he got along the best with the Soup Nazi1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
Who here watches Seinfeld every day? How many episodes do you watch usually?1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
Did George make the right decision by having sex with the Portuguese waitress?1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
What episode are you currently watching? I’m watching “The Secretary”1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
Bookman? The library investigator’s name is actually Bookman? That’s amazing! It’s like having an ice cream man named Cone!1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
You wanna get hurt? I don't think you wanna get hurt. Because if you wanna get hurt, I can hurt you.1yr ⋅ Bottle_Lobotomy ⋅ r/seinfeld
