r/DesignPorn: This bathroom stall door with no gap, somewhere to hang things, and a lock that indicates occupancy1yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
3 years old, but she never really grew up, in any sense. She weighs in at 1.1kg (2.4lbs).3yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/IllegallySmolCats
Apparently the EU gave us the name United Kingdom... in 1801.2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/confidentlyincorrect
British neo-Nazi Andrew Dymock, 24, found guilty of terrorism offences, and stirring up racial and sexual orientation-based hatred.3yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/beholdthemasterrace
DB had to have a benign lump removed from his face today. He's had half his whiskers shaved off as a result. That's definitely the unlucky side of his face.1wk ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/standardissuecat
According to my flatmate, the ATR 72-600 is a teeny tiny plane. OK, he'd just transferred from an A330, but still.3mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/aviation
Netflix emails a recommendation for Cunk on Earth to Diane Morgan... who plays Philomena Cunk.10mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/dontyouknowwhoiam
Man spends £20,000 on plastic surgery to look like David Beckham.6yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/ExpectationVsReality
Today is DB's 5 year adoptiversary. He's gone from a terrified loner, who'd been in a shelter for six months, to a loud, affectionate and still playful old pirate.3yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
Previous owners abandoned him, locked in a house. He lost an eye as a result, then spent six months waiting for adoption. We've now had our gorgeous DB (Dumpster Baby) for three years.6yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
Lego's marketing team have either been asleep for a year, or doing too much crack.1mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/formuladank
The closer we get to lockdown easing, the worse my social anxiety gets.3yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/socialanxiety
Four years ago today we adopted DB, who'd been abused, neglected and had been in a shelter for 6 months, pretty much on a whim. He's still handsome and athletic in his middle age, and so affectionate despite his nervous nature.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/BeforeNAfterAdoption
Got to meet the whole gang today at Manchester MegaCon. All of them so nice!9mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/RedDwarf
Please help me, I am physically unable to see a police car or officer without saying out loud Crikey, it's the rozzers. I didn't even know that word before James used it on TG.9mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/TopGear
New standardised ambulances being introduced across the UK can't be driven by anyone over 6ft tall.2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/facepalm
I noticed this on the Wikipedia article for the 1976 German GP. Does anyone know why the rollover bars are different heights? I presume it's driver preference, but if so, why choose a shorter one?2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/F1Technical
Only just noticed when rewatching today that in The Inquisitor, Lister is wrapped in a blanket/towel that looks like it's been nicked from the Hilton hotel on Titan.10mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/RedDwarf
New Dragon Prince prequel spin-off, coming soon to Netflix! Expect chicanery.1yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/TheDragonPrince
Watching The Simpsons, and it seems like Grandpa Borgnine is about to terrify more children with his horrifying Merlin stories.1yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/MST3K
I was playing L.A. Noire yesterday, when Terry Milkovich made an appearance as a grouchy neighbour. Bad Cop was the only real option.3yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/shameless
An important message from Holly, to get us through our social distancing.4yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/RedDwarf
I got this wristband recently and wore it to work for the first time today. As a bi man in a same-sex marriage, most people assume I'm gay, so it felt good to do my little bit for bi visibility.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/bisexual
Gail the Snail, with her feet daintily crossed and being as photogenic as possible.6yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/cats
Boring fact of the day: Waterloo is the only studio album where they're pictured in the order A-B-B-A on the cover.2wk ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/ABBA
Tonight, Sunny will become the longest running live action sitcom in TV history - except for ones made outside the USA that ran much longer.2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
[iOS][2022.25.0.309253] Why is this section now on my Home tab, linking to subs that I'm not even subscribed to? Not content with making a whole tab for trying to force new subs on me, now you're polluting my Home tab as well. Give us the option to turn this off.1yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/redditmobile
Well, the thing about a black hole - its main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the color of space, your basic space color - is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them?2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/RedDwarf
Is anyone else in the UK going to get Taskmaster Supermax+ just to get rid of the annoying Channel 4 comedy Coors ads? That sounds pretty fresh to me.2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/taskmaster
Although he more often played a vintage Yamaha, the Twelfth Doctor from Doctor Who also played an Epiphone SG. He was one of us!5mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/Epiphone
NBD - Squier Paranormal Jazz '54. I wanted the tone and versatility of a Jazz, but always preferred P-Bass styling, especially the early '50s look. Problem solved!2yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/BassGuitar
Finally got myself some bi pride shoes, as thats the only way I can express myself.4yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/bisexual
One waited silently and patiently to welcome me home. The other didn't.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/Catswhoyell
Our cat never touches cat litter. He delicately perches on the edge of the tray, and scrapes the side of it when he's finished. Our other cat usually buries everything for him.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
I attempted jelly tarts today. I'm some way short of Barius' standards, aesthetically speaking, but they're delicious.4yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/TheDragonPrince
So beautiful and majestic that they had to take the wings out of the oven. Seen on r/JustBootThings5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/ShitAmericansSay
White Michael Jackson or black Michael Jackson - which one is bad?4yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/AccidentalRacism
Football hooligan and neo-Nazi James Healy, who was jailed today for assaulting a left-wing journalist in a targeted, homophobic attack.4yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/beholdthemasterrace
After five and a half years here, it's safe to say my American husband has fully assimilated.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/CasualUK
Delightful person ate half a cake and dumped it on the shelf. From Asda (UK Walmart).4yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/peopleofwalmart
George Pell, high-ranking Catholic cardinal and total piece of shit, who waged a war against sexual immorality and homosexuality. Found guilty of child sexual abuse.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
The Inquisitor. Lived until the end of time. Travelled throughout history to erase the worthless, acting as judge, jury and executioner to all of humanity. All that, just to be defeated by Dave Cinzano Bianco Lister.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/RedDwarf
Our handsome boy Gavroche wearing his new coat in Wales at the weekend. It was still too cold out for him, though.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/Dachshund
I wonder if he was assisted by Little Alex Horne in prosecuting Darlie Routier.2mo ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/ForensicFiles
I already posted one-eyed pirate DB, but I didn't even realise our other kitty Gail the Snail qualifies due to needing a peg-leg. So here they are together, and Snail showing off her three feetsies.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/PirateKitties
When you get stuck with a thankless task that no one else wanted to take on.6yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/funny
Tried to get a cute photo of our dog for my husband, who's on vacation. Somehow he ended up looking drunk.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/AnimalsBeingDerps
I'm a bi stress-eater who's facing the end of a five-year marriage. Saw these in the supermarket and they called out to me. Not quite lemon bars, but fairly close.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/bisexual
If you're gonna turn an album cover into a T-shirt, maybe that's not the best choice.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
Just got back into gigging, and needed a new bass to replace my terrible Hofner copy. Eventually settled on the Embassy Pro, and two gigs in, I love it! It's got some serious grunt to it, lots of great tones, and was only £300. Bargain. Highly recommend it.5yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/Epiphone
I think they've probably put the UK where Great Britain (not the same thing) would be in alphabetical order. And then they've included Gibraltar, a British territory anyway, out of sequence. So yeah, top marks for annoyance.6yr ⋅ Bortron86 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
