Painted some shoes last night.
My mom asked me for something fun to play with before chemo takes her hair.
Made myself some winter shoes last night.
Effective use of the car seat
I made this with crayons, a hair dryer, and a clipping salvaged from a favorite book that I accidentally dropped in the tub.
From my friend's blog, Things I've become really awesome at as a dad.
Roads are super icy in NC tonight. Hitesh's gas station closes at 10, but he's keeping it open all night so that I and a young mom traveling with 4 kids have a safe place to stay during the storm. I'd be freezing in my car right now if it weren't for Hitesh.
My mom has saved this loving tribute for 25 years.
Anyone remember my friend's baby picture from a while back? She posted on Facebook today that she's now on a Korean pop star's t-shirt.
The rug in this bar is painted on.
Cockroach baked potato at a Wendy's in SC
This is a window at an Arby's.
Anyone remember my friend's awkward childhood photo? Now she's on Soulja Boy's t-shirt.
Give her what she really wants for Valentine's Day.
My buddy sketched this and said I could post it here.
Can you tell who's related?
No fingers were harmed.
Guess which one just farted.
Be excellent to each other.
Tried a little nail polish to help me mourn the series: How I always want to remember Walt.
My friend's kid got princess boob at every meet and greet.
Time for the charm bomb to explode.
My veterinarian friend sends the best snap chats.
Daylight saving time. Day one.
I photoshopped this floppy hat on my head for MySpace and thought no one would know.
Tigers add panache and savoir faire to any social occasion. --Hobbes
Remember my awkward childhood friend? She let me post a current pic. The Honey Boo Boo/Miss Piggy/Chris Farley thing was just a phase!
Pin-up spaghetti eating contest
Lord, Dude. Dude, Lord.
PHENOMENAL COSMIC POWER... itty bitty living space.
Covered a light switch with paper cut from the side of a $0.99 gift bag. Matches bathroom so nicely, I get all hubris-y every time I pee.
Corgi sleeping on his back.
Simpsons did it first.
I drew this for my parents' anniversary in January about 10 years ago and forgot all about it. Went to their house last night and they had it on the fridge.
THIS IS ME NOW!
The Simpsons did it first
I tried water marbling in the past and could never get it. This time, I feel like something clicked!
I brought you a tuna sandwich. They say it's brain food. I guess because there's so much dolphin in it, and you know how smart they are.
Speaking of mothers, let me give that oatmeal some brown sugar.
Update: Mom's pink hair is gone, but a friend made her a present so she could pass on the torch.
Milhouse is not a meme.
My mom asked me for something fun to play with before chemo takes all her hair.
Simpsons did it first
This skirt is the tops.
Woke up feeling down in the dumps, but I plunged into my painting, and now I'm on a roll.
I'm paying attention! I promise!
Worst. Toast. Ever.
Ooh! I feel like a kid in some kind of a store.
Asked my dad why he was reading through the camera app on his phone. He said he wanted to see what it would be like if I had a Kindle.
OAG alert. I may or may not have painted the creepiest portrait of my BF on my nails last night.
Well. I'm obsessed with peeling off my thick Seche Vite manis in one piece. And I can't bear to throw my favorites away. I keep them in a tiny coffin in my room. Please send help.
In honor of Super Mario Bros being 30 years old, I'm sharing this sweet tutorial I made for my Mom back in the day.
I'm no hero. I paint my Tina nails one boob at a time, like everyone else.
Don Draper at my fingertips
Punctuation leaves this Grindr user cold.
Finally put my finger on what Tina's everything's ok face reminds me of.
Snow sharks? That guy's a goner.
The goblin shark, a deep sea creature that's been spotted less than 50 times since its discovery
I got an excellent new toy today.
My mom says my shoes are cool.
Early childhood was a carefree mullet joyride, but the party in the back has to end some time.
I made this with crayons, a hair dryer, and a clipping salvaged from a favorite book I accidentally dropped in the tub. (x-post r/pics)
My beautiful friend drew this and said I could share it with you.
Comic Book Guy
Painted some big, fat dynamo shoes
He just blew himself.