Last year my 3 yo daughter convinced her camp counselors that it was her birthday. She got cake, they sang to her and treated her like a princess all day. Her birthday was 4 months away. We only found out about it when we found this photo in her backpack weeks later.3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/funny
A portion of a building didn’t come down during a scheduled demolition this morning. I give you the new leaning tower of Dallas.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Just found out that this bank ATM has a green glowing triangle when it is operational and it glows red when it is out of service, so you can see ahead of time if it’s working or not.3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/antiassholedesign
My new ping G425 irons have the club number on the face of the club. Should help with not hitting the wrong club after 9 beers and three fireball shots.3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/antiassholedesign
This Easter egg has been hidden in a bowl of tangerines for more than 36 hours now.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/awesome
Of all the toys I have stepped on barefoot, this one takes the cake.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
So my daughters’ nanny thought my new classic aviar was a kids plate and ran it through the diswasher hahaha. This is the result to the stamp.3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/discgolf
We bought new toothbrushes for our two daughters. These came with a book of stickers to differentiate one from another and my daughter still chose the same sticker as her big sister.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Casual McLaren sighting at the NW Highway traffic light recently. It screamed away. Apologies for the window reflection5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/Autos
My Grandfather’s 1911 that has been in a safe for 50 years that was recently passed to my brother and myself. It may be a hard thing for us to share.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/guns
I discovered tonight why my girls are suddenly out of toothpaste.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingStupid
Melt that butter while the bread is toasting. My wife taught me this one.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/lifehacks
So my mother just brought me my grandfather’s knife collection. Thought you all would enjoy checking these out.3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/knives
Here we go! My daughter and I are about to build the O.G. Batmobile. See you guys in 40 hours. Hahahaha4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/lego
I suggested my daughters go play outside, so they decided to “play netflix” at their playhouse picnic table3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/KidsAreFuckingSmart
Well, Suck. At least it broke with a giant A shape where the A used to be. Had this baby for going on 20 years. Serves me right for putting when it’s 30 degrees outside3yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/discgolf
My most prized possession that my Disc Golf Mentor gave me years back. The O.G as I like to call it. #1 Midnight Flyer circa 1980.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/discgolf
So guys I got it made. My two year old can’t really throw yet, but she loves grabbing all the discs and bringing back to me. Makes putting practice way more enjoyable.2yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/discgolf
Happy Thanksgiving Everbody! Check out this creepy wooden turkey the kids made at my daughter’s school. My new Thanksgiving mascot for sure.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
We played Wolf Creek in Mesquite, NV last week. What an awesome course. It felt surreal, like being in a video game.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/golf
Aww Yeahhh...Based on this amount of butter and eggs my wife has laid out, some serious holiday treats are coming.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/pics
If you really need some lube, condoms or a pregnancy test, just use the side door.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/CrappyDesign
My 5 year old just cleaned up the entire living room (including vacuuming) without being asked to do so. This is game changing!5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/happy
Played the back nine twice at the Quarry in San Antonio last week. The course is So choice, if you have the means, I highly recommend it.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/golf
Aww yeahhhh...based on this amount of butter and eggs my wife laid out, some serious holiday treats are coming.4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I love that in Vegas, you can get the party started before your bags even show up.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone! Check out this creepy wooden turkey the kids made at my daughter’s school. He’s the new unofficial Thanksgiving mascot at my house. He needs a name, any suggestions?4yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/funny
The fluorescent lights in my office are two different color temperatures.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/mildyinfuriating
I recently completed the Guggenheim build that I won at an architecture and building convention. Also I felt my daughter’s daft punk-esque robot belonged on top. I am once again hooked on legos after a 20 year break.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/lego
Our Award Winning Smoked Chicken Turn in at The BBQ Competition this weekend. 3rd out of 45 teams. Trophy with Chicken on it...Check.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/FoodPorn
It was a 4 hour build with only a few curse words mixed in, but I finally got to surprise my daughter with a mini backyard playhouse.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/happy
2”-3” hail obliterated a shingled roof that I inspected recently. Pretty sure the hail also took out the cab of this sweet matchbox truck we found on the roof.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
My giant ice ball will not fit in my whiskey glass. I have other glasses but they’re not as awesome as this one.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
So Kurt Vile just stone cold killed it in Dallas at Canton Hall tonight. If you get the chance, take the chance. You most certainly will not be disappointed.5yr ⋅ Bootray181 ⋅ r/indieheads
