“I’m gonna tell ya right now the top 5 reasons why Nia is lucky that she married me. 1. My looks. 2. No hair in the shower drain hehehe. Uhhhhhhh 3...uh Jesus this is a tough one. TOP TWO...three reasons, I’ll stop at three. Cmon Nia give me a reason.”5yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/BillBurr
Brought to you by Chili’s 🌶 Tonight is daddy’s goatee intervention.5yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/PinkFloydCircleJerk
“If I was runnin’ shit, instead of building a wall, I’d take that money and I’d build a giant bathtub. And, I wou..I would say that ‘we got a free smoker to the first...5 million people that show up’ and when they show-ah everybody shows up you just you just push em in the tub”5yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/BillBurr
Originally posted by u/la_marls and it's just too good to not be in here6yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/comedyheaven
Every year, people post pictures of fireworks on Facebook and I've had enough6yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
Hi, this showed up in an ad. How can this be allowed? This is beyond false advertising, it’s straight up thievery. How does this get through onto the App store?6yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/gaming
Originally taken down for being low effort, took me 1.5 hours to translate this out6yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/BikiniBottomTwitter
When you’re on an L7 death skid and lose all of your coins, this just sucks.6yr ⋅ boneslab ⋅ r/GolfClash
