When the only tool you have is a hammer, every problem starts to look like a nail.2wk ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/BlackPeopleTwitter
Photo taken just moments before he farted himself awake1yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/WhatsWrongWithYourDog
Tell me you’ll lowball your applicants without telling me you’ll lowball your applicants1yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/WorkReform
I was in the ICU with diabetic ketoacidosis when I got this jabroni telling me fasting would help my diabetes. 1mo ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/wowthanksimcured
Update to the broken stove. Cut the cord on my stove and put signs on it. Hopefully nobody uses it and gets exploded.4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/legaladviceofftopic
Local POS drowns one day old kittens instead of calling the rescue that publicly and frequently finds fosters for cats until they’re healthy enough to adopt.2yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/iamatotalpieceofshit
My 5 year old was the first child vaccinated at our pediatrician’s last week. She was terrified but understood it was important. Bribery also helped.2yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/daddit
Only $120 per bucket. By Grabthar's Hammer, what a savings!!5yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/delusionalcraigslist
In Police Academy 3, Sgt Jones (played by Michael Winslow) isn't playing a bass. He's got a Fender Stratocaster hung backwards. You can see the tremolo springs on the back of the guitar.4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/MovieMistakes
His name is Hug Me. He's been missing for 27 years. My mom found him in storage. I need to clean him up and find some eyes to get him ready to give my daughter.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/happy
Christmas came early. I wasn’t expecting the VA to come through as quickly as they did.6mo ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes
/r/recruitinghell said this was a scam. I’m looking for a job and got this message in response to an application.1yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/Scams
After almost two years of a long distance relationship where she only got to talk to a screen, she finally met her boyfriend in person for the first time.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/daddit
Like new. Can deliver. $50. Need it gone ASAP. Ex GF juices included for free.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/delusionalcraigslist
How many grams of carbohydrates do you see here? Package says net weight is 560 grams total.3mo ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes_t1
It’s nice to read about a cure for my diabetes while I’m currently in ICU for my diabetes.1yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes
Let’s play a game. Who is closest to zero V1 after swapping? I’m at 1.598.2yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/SafeMoon
She’s a brat 87% of her waking moments. But she can put on a game face when she needs to.5yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/daddit
15 year old PT Cruiser - $6,500; New engine, tires, radiator, rotors, etc. Probably paid more to have it fixed than its worth.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/delusionalcraigslist
Less than a minute after I listed something for sale. I don’t know how this scam would even work.1yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/Scams
There are plenty of heartfelt scenes in this show, but this one hits me harder than any other. [S9E21: Livin' the Dream, where Oscar asks Angela to live with him]5yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
In the season 1 finale, you can see the carabiners used to hold the corpses to their stakes.4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/TheOrville
Took two hours to build and has the structural integrity of a limp dick, but Chubbs seems to like it.4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/daddit
Local dealership just got in a 2018 Cavalry Blue Pro. This is my new favorite color.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/ToyotaTacoma
Wife called me while I was on my way to work and said “the tree fell on the house.” I thought she was exaggerating. I was wrong.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/Wellthatsucks
Church of Christ VBS is just three hours of musicless pandemonium.5yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/dankchristianmemes
Anyone ever see a pit bull / dachshund mix? Weirdest looking dog I've ever seen.10yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/lookatmydog
I’ve been getting lots of chat requests since I posted about being in ICU. This is the first one that appears to be a pig butcher scam.1yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes
I normally try to give PT Cruisers a pass. The Shagnasty Theorem is outlined in the comments.5yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/Shitty_Car_Mods
Four years of free school lunch for all students starting the 2023-2024 year.11mo ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/Dothan
I love it when my Libre is polite and welcomes me on the morning.4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes
Time to change an infusion set before a shower when all of a sudden....8yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes
This game was one of my favorites on PS2. I'd love to see a sequel on current gen hardware. [Auto Modellista]7yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/gaming
Conecuh sausage and Colby Jack cheese. Not shown: secret mustard sauce4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/DixieFood
She looked at me like I told her I wanted to sodomize her cat10yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
The VA screws up. A LOT. But sometimes those screw ups can be fortuitous.4yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/diabetes
Jim should’ve gotten the Doobie Doobie Pothead Stoner of the Year Dundie.6yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/DunderMifflin
New Air Force Form 931, Airman Comprehensive Assessment Worksheet (didn't want to line to facebook). More info in comments. You'll need to zoom in to read it better.10yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/AirForce
Here's my four month supply of insulin. This would cost me $10,000 without insurance.10yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/pics
If you've got AT&T and DirecTV, you might get HBO as part of your bundle now.7yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/DirecTV
He's normally more photogenic than this, but this is my favorite photo of him.11yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
What position are these Marines in? It's on the YouTube live stream of the inauguration.7yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/Military
I'll see your German church turned into a shoe store, and raise you a Louisiana church turned into an adult toy store. [link to map in comments]10yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/atheism
Over 35,000 Jehovah's Witnesses in the Dallas Cowboys stadium (x-post from /r/pics)10yr ⋅ bolivar-shagnasty ⋅ r/atheism
