The Taco Bell Dog.
Dave from Wendy’s.
Richie Rich. I wanted to have my own McDonald’s so bad.
🌈 Butterfly in the sky. I can go twice as high. Take a look, It's in a book, A Reading Rainbow! 🌈
AOL Instant Messenger profile and away messages.
Pop Rocks Candy
Unfortunately the special July 4th edition of the Free American Radio Program has been canceled. This includes the planned firework show and concert, in the Dells Cafe parking lot, supposedly planned for this evening. Clay assures us that he will make his triumphant return to radio very soon though.
The 2018 DMFemmy Award Show!
Jeff from the Charlotte-Greensboro-Winston-Salem-Raleigh-Durham general vicinity/area.
Stay thirsty my friends.
Clay and his beloved kitty Mr. Nibbles.
Proud sponser of the Free American radio program. Come see Barry for all your floristry & pottery needs. #ad
That one time Clay and the gang went to Six Flags. Fun was had by all...except for Michael.
New Ad campaign sponsored by the Free American and “Barry’s: Flower Shop, Pottery Works, and Book Bin.”
Don’t miss the exclusive Barry interview today on the Free American Wrap-up Show!
Clay heading back to the man pile.
Clay with a few of his fans at the Meet & Greet. Casa Blanca Restaurant. 11/11/2017. Fun times!
In his 71 years on earth Clay Douglas has steadily mastered the art of hand to hand combat. It hasn't been easy. He has survived three assassination attempts. Now Clay is willing to teach others his secrets to survival, and how to defeat your enemies for only $7.99 an hour. Call and enroll today!
Like a breed of ram wanting to rut.
Just saw this on the local Big Spring News...
She’s so stunning and brave..
Comes on tonight! Don’t miss it.
Steve has been noticeably absent from the FreeAmerican lately & rumors have been running amok of his whereabouts. Did Steve get incarcerated? Did Clay kill Steve Was he deported to Nigeria? Tune into the Wrap-Up show Monday for an exclusive Steve update by Doug Dannager of the Morning Brew Newsroom.
Thank you Johnnie Longfeather for continuously providing listeners, of the Free American Radio Program, with the insight and perspective of Indigent Americans. May Wakan Tanka dwell with you always.
If you purchase the new hit single Bewm and also call, during Clay Appreciation Day, your 10 minute phone call will be upgraded to a VIDEO CHAT w/ Clay at no additional cost! Buy the smash new hit single Bewm today! Available for purchase at all Bed-Bath & Beyonds and yourfreeamerican.com..
Update: Steve and Barry have adapted to jail life pretty quickly. Steve has already started his own prison gang. Barry absolutely loves jail. He said he's gotten tons of man poon. He has started teaching pottery classes to fellow inmates. Bail hearing is tomorrow so hopefully they'll be released.
Meet & Greet. Photo with a few fans and staff. 11/11/2017.
New caller alert! Meet Johnnie Longfeather from Seymour, Indiana. Home of John Mellencamp. He's a direct descendant of indigent Americans. He was brought to tears hearing Clays Columbus Day special-edition of the Free American. Hopefully we will hear more from him in the future.
I've seen several of these newspaper ads throughout Tijuana and Guadalajara Mexico the last few days. It looks like Sirius has launched a Spanish based ad campaign for the upcoming show. Another great strategic move by Steve to increase total listeners by broadening the demographics of the audience!
Shabbat Shalom! Barry's Flower Shop & Pottery Works, the longtime sponsor of the Free American Radio Program, is pleased to announce they will be attending and raffling off several free flower bouquets at the Clay Douglas Meet and Greet 11-11-2017 at Dell's! We look forward to meeting you there!
Slightly used Honda motorcycle for sale. 227k miles. Call for pricing and other details.
Steve & Barry have been noticeably absent from the show these last few days. That's because they've unfortunately been arrested as a result of Clay reporting them to several law enforcement agencies. Their charges are still unknown. They're being extradited to the Big Spring Correctional facility.
So you can run and tell that, homeboy.
Having known Jose Alvarez and his family for many years now(including his sweet 86yr old Abuelita/grandma pictured below). I'm outraged how Clay treated Jose today. He was only trying to explain to Clay that his family is afraid of reporting the damages to the authorities due to fear of deportation.
Clay and his lady friend leaving the Texas Roadhouse Restaurant in Midland.
The Morning Brew w/Steve and Clay Show is pleased to announce a new Sponsor! Clay will be starring in an ad campaign for the Burrito Palace Restaurant. It's Clay's favorite Mexican Restaurant. He eats there every taco Tuesday! Tune in to the Free American for a chance to win free Taco's! #AD#Sponsor
The Usual Troll Suspects
Meet and Greet tickets for sale. I just found out I'm going to have to work on 11/11/17 so I'm not going to be able to come to the meet and greet. I need to sell my 3 bronze package tickets. $85.00 obo.. Package includes: VIP autograph session with Clay(2 items per ticket) & personal photo w/ Clay.
Caitlyn Jenner will also be at the meet and greet 11/11/17 signing autographs with Clay! No ones more excited about it than Clay. He's a huge fan of hers.
Barry and Clay leaving Dell's Cafe after having a wonderful catfish dinner together.
Pastor Kent Hopper celebrating alongside his trainer and show co-host Dr. Joshua Higgins after an action packed battle. Tune into their variety talk show weekdays on Blogtalk Radio.