We're a galactic embarrassment.

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It's all relative.

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Prescription Inception.

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It's never really the thought that counts.

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The power of the paunch.

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Gabriel brings the guac.

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Everything in moderation.

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Just get this tub in the air.

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I'm a bad driver

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Worse than Skynet.

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Can I Still Get Drugs Here?

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Gotta have goals.

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But don't eat it.

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It's not a great look, but it's my look.

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No one knows anything.

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Kids today and their rock and roll music.

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Bad timing.

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Seems like I'm forgetting something...

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Who needs Apple?

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Where's Parker?!

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That's a lot of Galactic Credits, or whatever.

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I'm too white.

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Someone give him his Chantix.

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Calm down, man.

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Try not to scratch.

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It all adds up.

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Only bourbon and wine get better with age.

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I think that's what she meant.

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Pass the popcorn.

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It's...unpleasant to see.

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There is no pain, you are receding.

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It's still good for something.

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Pluto is sad.

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Are you still holding?

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They're wretched individuals.

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An attachment on a restroom door allows germaphobes to open the door with their foot.

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They're all grown up.

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A Godsend for germaphobes, this device allows you to exit a restroom with your foot.

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The cook at my favorite diner isn't even trying anymore.

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Savor the moment.

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