When you can’t get a snow cone from the ice cream man because you’re surrounded by guns...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It's not surprising that Rand Paul is a manipulative opportunistic douche... what's surprising is how many people think he's a hero2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Instead of: 1. Complaining how “leftist” it is here, 2. Children-sniffing or ‘he’s old’ (unless its incorporated as an add-on to the overall actual joke) 3. something completely made up with no connection to reality2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
All new characters... though their actual powers have not been disclosed yet2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you ever wanted to know what a hypocritical candy-ass whose over-politicized a pandemic sounds like2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Phony Patriots: People shouldn’t disrespect the flag... but it’s OK that I have a defaced one flying in my front yard with the Orange Asshole superimposed on it2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Now if you see some suspicious meat on a plate like this... DON’T EAT IT!2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Numerous fascist Patriot Front “Ordinary Tourists” arrested in Idaho... now get ready for all of the “false flag” bullshit to start2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Republicans don’t REALLY care about the welfare of children... they just like using them to justify their regressive bigoted bullshit1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Unless its one of THEIR children, nothing will get done... and even then?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Most Capitalists: I love the free-market... until it calls for me to pony-up more $ for labor2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Jim's tenure at Faux News was pretty much over before it began...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Time to hear about the sordid past’s of the people killed by Rittenhouse... which Kyle knew nothing about when he shot them2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Thank GOD DeSantis banned another thing in Florida that isn’t happening /s2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And our heads we be a scratchin', at what new lunacy she’s hatchin'...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And it's looking more and more like mini-me may be the 2024 GOP presidential candidate... and TBH I think I nearly hate DeSantis almost as much as I hate Trump2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
There’s nothing less ‘manly’ than hearing a giant pussy whine about being a victim. It’s ‘men’ like Josh Hawley that drive people to feminism2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Unfortunately, Truth Social won’t be around much longer... and they’ll be back2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This doesn’t seem like a difficult choice to me, but I’m not in charge of communist China2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They forget that pretty much EVERYONE (except Tucker & Sean) said vaccines don’t block COVID entirely, but significantly reduce symptoms & mortality rates2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Because if you look at the statistics, African-American voters are voting in just as high a percentage as Americans” -- Bitch McConnell (really)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I’m still waiting for a MAGA cultist or other Republican to describe what exactly what woke (or anti-woke) actually means1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
As long as we have a large contingent of gun fetishists, don't expect much in the way of gun-violence change from the Right2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Note that spoons, bricks, & nun-chucks will not work in this equation (unless perhaps, you are Bruce Lee)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“No, I’m not an alpha-male, but I did dress up for para-military cos-play last night...”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If someone was Adam Carolla, would anyone listen? Note to Adam: No one even cared about you when you 'peaked' during you stint on the “Man” Show.2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That face you make when your mom takes the fun out of Halloween by making you part of a sad political joke2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“It wasn’t anyone I knew, so why would I care if a bunch of people were shot?” — Darren Bailey probably1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
DeSantis is set to ban the teaching of Advanced Calculus to 1st graders next...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I mean, the only people who believe this “voter fraud” BS are the idiots already blindly following you...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you’re trying to show everyone that you’re an idiot when it comes to how global markets work, at least be a consistent-idiot2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Get your tickets now, before DeathSantis kills this too! (and so much for the my ‘body my choice’ line they co-opted from pro-choice advocates)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Note to traitor defenders: Presidents CANNOT declassify nuclear secrets1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If Faux News viewers weren't so dim-witted, they might be able to see how absurd their BS is (but that's exactly how FN wants them)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump is going to mop the floor with this pansy in the GOP primaries1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Sorry Stormy, though you did get paid $65,000 a minute for doing THAT2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When medical is your 2nd biggest expense (WITH insurance) Gotta love American Healthcare2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s always fun to watch MAGA contort itself into knots while they figure out how they’re going to defend the indefensible... they’ll soon get to “It’s the Dems fault” if they haven’t already1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If not for hypocrisy, Republicans would have no “virtues” at all1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you've ever had a discussion with a Conservative about illegal workers, you'll NEVER hear them talk about the lawbreaking Americans who HIRE & PAY them (which is WHY they come here)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
