Between seeing Trey Gowdy in hi-def & listening to Ron Disastrous use the word woke 800 times during his Faux News interview was some major cringe material11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Cult-45: “I’m going to use these words that I know virtually nothing about... but Tucker Carlson used them, so I'm going to regurgitate them ad-nauseam”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Is Barbie trans? Are heterosexuals going extinct? Is Pizza Hut microchipping their crust? Just asking questions...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You gotta to be a huge f-ing loser to look up to this guy or think he’s somehow “alpha”. Thin skin, self-victimizer, calls people names like a 12-year old... so alpha1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Mike the Fraud Lindell says he has “evidence” to put 300 million Americans in jail for election fraud... which he’ll release on the same day that monkeys fly out of his ass2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Jehovah's Witnesses & the Amish don't stand for the national anthem... and the former don't salute the flag either2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Fraud we voted out is still pushing the Big Lie... shocking /s2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This feels like a natural progression for a Republican Senator...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I.E. “Government spending I benefit directly from is just fine. Government spending I don’t benefit from is SOCIALISM” — MAGA1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The bill has yet to pass the Ohio senate but oddly petitions to check every boy under 16 for trans have been filed by an 'anonymous' Congressperson in Ohio2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The party that invented (and apparently hates) “cancel culture” even cancelled Classic Jesus in favor of Republican Jesus2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Freedom (from a working cerebrum) Convoy keeps on truckin’. Yes, this is satire... but barely2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Matt Gaetz is reportedly planning to move to Florida to be a Junior High girls bathroom monitor... it doesn't pay much, but he's salivating over the benefits1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you ask your MAGA-aunt what ANTIFA is & she suddenly has to go to the bathroom where you can hear “SIRI, what is ANTIFA”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Thanks to Lavern Spicer, my morning-wood lasted a bit longer than usual today1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
In a nutshell: just conform to my beliefs, that’s it. I don’t give a shit about you, your fetus or your baby2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
1/6/2071, 50 years after the January 6th Capitol insurrection...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Hey, what's a little American flag defacement among us cultists?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
What “Women for Trump” think about when they’re flicking their beans vs. what Stormy Daniels had to actually service2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So which is it MAGA? Maybe Tucker & Sean can clear it up for you1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
With the potential revelations in those texts, Jones’ lawyer may go down in history as an American hero1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I’m thinking it was that day her husband to-be whipped out his dick at that bowling alley2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oh, how they clutched those pearls when comedian Kathy Griffin held up a severed Trump head as a joke; but Gosar retweeting murder videos is just fine -SMH2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You know, that awesome health care plan that was coming in 2 weeks... for 4 years2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Can’t WAIT to hear what Tucker has to say about this. /s There's going to be some major clutching-of-pearls tonight2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Logic of the Right: Giving a farmer money = Subsidy; giving a single mother money = Socialism2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
That’s right, a show about NEVER finding a hairy elusive 8ft bipedal humanoid was more successful than the Confederacy2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I mean I can't say for sure, but I know what it looks like to me1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Just asking the question: Why can Tucker do a 180 & Faux News viewers totally gloss over it? (hint: it has something to do with ‘willful ignorance’)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Now we just need Biden to put ketchup on a hot dog & Tucker will need to go out on leave for PTSD2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They often talk about how they “busted their asses” but seem to forget the cushy economic times they grew up in1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You must find the most progressive lib & knock him out... with... a... HERRING!2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yes Rand, some people should just stick with what they’re best at2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How to cling to minority rule without having to modernize your platform2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Disappointed, MTG ended up with the Silver after a heated competition with Boebert2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I'm very much looking forward to this... the infighting is going to be so much fun to watch1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Republicans aren't the Conservative party they're the Regressive party1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If Trump gets the GOP nomination & loses the ‘24 election (& I believe both of these will happen) this will be a #1 hit with the MAGA crowd11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you’re so used to being a failure, you don’t even PRETEND to use your own product2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I mean why would he go to THAT? It wasn't a rabid cult-rally or something he could easily make about himself...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Actually it won a Nobel Prize, not a Nobel Peace Prize... for treating parasites... in horses. But considering MTG is a horses ass, it’s easy to see why she may have been “confused”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Come to Texas, where you can now sue a Dr. you've never met that performed a procedure on someone you don't know!2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If God will protect you, then you certainly don’t need go to the hospital for a “hoax”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Where will gas-guzzling little-dick-energy convoy go next? Does anyone care?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Sorry, we’re only interested in ‘fresh’ babies” — Creepy-ass muthafuckas1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Malaria Trump Offering New NFT White House Collection After Last GRIFT Fizzled: Collectors will “enjoy” an “element of surprise” as the “artwork of each NFT is revealed only after purchase”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ooopsie! Looks like someone forgot to turn on their racism filter...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And if it wasn't for those pesky libs, I'd have gotten away with it2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I think my parents ended up regretting taking me to Disney when I was 5 /s2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Teaching boys about women’s suffrage makes them feel guilty about being male... teaching kids about the depression makes them feel depressed — DumbFuck DeSantis probably2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
...& the Oscar for Worst Actor in a Court Drama goes to: KR for his role in ‘Crocodile Tears Over Kenosha'2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
With Harriet Hageman winning the WY GOP primary, the MAGA trifecta of batshit-crazy is now complete...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Played stupid games, won stupid prizes (and they should consider themselves LUCKY with the prizes they got)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How to get your based rile up... over things that aren’t actually happening, and that have ZERO impact on 99.999% of their lives2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They’re both hoping to “serve their communities”... in somewhat different ways2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Debates force us to confront and address our hypocrisy, projection, & bullshit narratives... we’ll pass — RNC2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The “Chosen” One: ‘I don't take responsibility at all’ (for anything, ever)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you're trying to ignore that guns are part of the problem, then YOU'RE part of the problem2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Last seen getting booed at the SOTU along with another village idiot from Georgia2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you're a dedicated Faux News zombie, you'll probably get this one wrong1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ron DeSantis is definitely making his way to the top of the GOP asshole-list2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
There’s literally NO-ONE Trump won’t throw under the bus for personal gain or to deflect responsibility2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Still plagued by delusions of voter fraud... & thinks he’s going to share them with the SCOTUS -SMH2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Freedom of Religion: the freedom to ignore your religion when it doesn't align with your agenda or your cognitive dissonance — The Conservative Dictionary1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Perhaps Trump should trot-out SmellyAnne again for his tax problems... she WAS the Queen of Deflection2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MAGA: “I don’t know a thing about how world-wide supply chains work, but it’s Biden’s fault”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Unfortunately for Putin, Trump tactics only work on people with MAGA-level intelligence2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The right-wing whine when we don’t laugh at their “humor” that has little-to-no connection to reality...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ignorance can actually be remedied. Willful ignorance? Not so much2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
