Santa Claus, the Tooth Fairy, & the missing Biden Informant walk into a bar in Atlantis...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Truly “smart” people don’t use their intelligence for intellectual dishonesty to make their points2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
OK guys, so how are we going to distract from Trump’s missing phone logs & Cawthorn’s coke & orgy talk?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Dr. Stella Immanuel reports that Trump is expected to make a full recovery after slipping up & saying something truthful2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s amazing how much “compassion” these guys suddenly have when the crime is comitted by a white guy following the same ideology as them2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
But thoughts & prayers have been around for centuries & have no harmful or unknown side-effects...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When the free-market falls out of their favor, capitalists don’t seem so keen on capitalism any more2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you “love Capitalism,” but ONLY when free-market forces are in your favor... then you’re not a Capitalist you’re an Opportunist1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And if the Buffalo shooter was Black, we’d be hearing about every misdeed he did since the 3rd grade2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“I love the poorly educated (because they’re so easy to fleece)” — 451yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Apologies in advance to any dung beetles offended by this reference1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If there’s one thing Republicans are good at (besides lying & being hypocrites), it’s projection1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He’s not really responsible for either, but at least be consistent!2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Even when he dies, his legacy will continue to haunt the GOP for a very long time1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oh, that’s right... because ANTIFA is the right-wing’s deflection-boogeyman, not the DEM's2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Most of us who survive growing up gay, learn to grow past our feelings of self-hatred; but not all of us I guess...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
A “Billionaire” hustling his cult for an airplane fund... PRICELESS2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“These are my values (exclusions apply)” — Conservative Republicans1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Updated GOP Playbook: Any lost election will now be “stolen”. Keep our base “motivated” with perpetual anger & disinformation2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
No, but I do remember a certain governor from Florida who put in all sorts of laws for things that weren’t actually happening in order to instill fear and advance the Right’s culture war BS1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
She can take her worthless thoughts & prayers for the victims of Club Q and shove them up her phony sanctimonious ass1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Because it’s mostly their constituents, because they don’t want to actually fix the problem, and because it doesn’t jive with their “illegals bad” narrative1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Nothing would have pleased me more if he slunk off to Mar-a-Lago and just STFU for the rest of his life, but grifters gotta grift2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Faux News needs to get into agriculture because they are EXPERTS at cherry-picking1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump, Mike Lindell, & MTG's (soon to be ex-) husband, are just waiting for the opportune time to drop it /s1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oh wait, Tucker didn't tell you that? Maybe he'll remember to bring that up when he finds a new employer (not that the elite trust-fund baby actually needs one)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Sasquatch didn't realize that John Oliver mined his browsing data2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you'd rather play with a dildo from the sex-store than with one from the Senate2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Why is it so unreasonable to require members of congress to have a least a double-digit IQ?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MAGA is really gonna need Tucker Carlson’s help to sort out their cognitive dissonance on this one2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Maybe when he loses, Josh can have himself photoshopped into a picture of the Senate anyway2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Ditching one turd (Trump) to get behind a fresher one (DeSantis)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I love reminding my Boomer MAGA relatives that one of their all-time favorite comedians had some very liberal views2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s as if the GOP & QAnon are only interested in pedophiles that aren’t Republicans, Hmmmmm2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
With all of the GOP “concern” over HB’s laptop, they must have left all of their empty promises on it /s1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My apologies in advance to any emus that are offended by being compared to Lauren Boebert1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
What’s the need for “genital inspections” when birth certificates have your gender-at-birth listed? Oh that's right GOP = Gropy Old Pedophiles2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He most certainly DOES love the poorly educated... especially for how easily he can get them to open their wallets for him2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Guys, how do we distract from this damaging story? I know, let’s talk about how the rapist was an illegal immigrant!” — Republicans1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The only problem Republicans have with Santos is that he was sloppy1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Thou shalt not bear false witness... unless I’m on an interview for a seat on the Supreme Court” — ACB1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump, Ivanka, & Jr. ordered to testify in NY AG probe... but we already know exactly what’s going to happen2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Thank GOD DeSantis banned another thing in Florida that wasn’t happening. I hope he bans cats from performing open-heart surgeries next2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How much these new GOP voting laws are actually about voter-fraud: ZERO2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Join the GOP, be a douchebag, get reelected! (see also: Mitch McConnell, Rand Paul, Ted Cruz...)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MEN’S bathrooms Marj... we ride around on our electric bikes in MEN’S bathrooms <SMH>2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After what WDW has done in recent years, I have no interest in ever going there again. BUT, I hate DeSantis infinitely more, so...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump: I magically declassified all of the documents I took. Biden: I magically reclassified everything you declassified when I took over1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I still have no idea what our agenda is supposed to be... it's just gotta be another form of right-wing projection, methinks2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Looking to Josh Hawley for advice on masculinity is like getting dinner advice from Jeffrey Dahmer1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Brought to you by the party that’s triggered by plastic potato toys... & a giant make-believe talking bird2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We need to have bugs bunny saw off Florida and let it float away2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Solutions in search of problems... next up, banning the teaching of Calculus to anyone under the age of 102yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Here’s hoping that the Orange Anus-Face does NOT run again in 20242yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Because the indicated Orange Anus Face isn't a billionaire & his cultists are brain-dead?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
In response to the recent “Plain Joe Biden Taco Tuesday” posting1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When your only principle is oppose anything & everything from the other side...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They'd defend him even if he ate one of their children right in front of them...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Greg Abbott says Biden is not doing enough to stop South Africans from illegally crossing our borders -SMH2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I’ve yet to have a conversation with a MAGA that doesn’t involve hearing Tucker Carlson’s BS come out of their mouths1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Truth” Social comes out today and I’m feeling a little verklempt /s2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So many pictures of “Trump look-a-likes” with convicted felons... it’s “uncanny”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Let’s froth over a fake Clinton scandal that we created, complain other networks aren’t reporting on it, drop it like a hot potato when Durham confirms its bogus, then pretend like none of this happened – Faux News2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Well, this does feel like a natural progression for a MAGA Senator...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Just how many times have I called MTG a huge QUNT on this sub? I don’t recall2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It may not be the MOST magical place on earth... but making people like Matt Gaetz disappear sounds pretty magical to me2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Apologies in advance to any turnips who are offended by this association!1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It's going to be interesting to see how the GOP tries to start backing DeSantis over Trump1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The back in my day crowd thinks the cakewalk of an economy that they grew up with still exists today2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
White-supremacist. Noun. Someone who votes Republican — the MTG Dictionary2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’ll be 8pm soon... do you know where you clutching-pearls are?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Can you imagine if Hillary did something like January 6th instead of Trump?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
All we'll get is a never-ending supply of useless thoughts & prayers from them2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When all attempts to preserve your cognitive dissonance fail, just revert back to some idiotic conspiracy theory or fake news2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Anyone with half-a-brain knew he wouldn’t pay for shit... which explains why the MAGAs were actually surprised when he didn’t1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And there’s nothing wrong with Rough Trade roleplay... but I doubt it’s the vibe they were looking for2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The Good Guys with Guns aren't coming... they're at home whacking off to their firearms and posing with them for photo-ops1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I follow about 5% of the Bible, 0% of Christ’s teachings, and only care about the 1st & 2nd Amendments... which I’ve never read & don’t actually understand — MAGA1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He’s got a lot of catching up to do, but he IS young Republican, so...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Awww, cult drones got themselves a new ‘secret-code’ catchphrase; and they seem so proud of themselves every time they use it2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
