“You Blue states are homeless nightmares... now send us your tax money so our welfare state can survive”1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you still actually still believe the GOP is the “party of working families” you need to have your head examined1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He's not a Republican & doesn't care if they're destroyed for his self preservation1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If he stops Russian oil we’ll blame him for high gas prices, if he doesn’t we’ll blame him for our continued reliance on foreign oil2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Just gotta make sure mom packs you and extra hot pocket or 2 before you head out for battle1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oh so you don't watch Faux News? Odd that you repeat Tucker's talking points verbatim1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Thankfully, it looks like they won't be removing the age restrictions... for now2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The only actual policy the GOP has is the advancement of American culture wars1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If these people actually had half a clue, then maybe they'd actually be embarrassed (as they should)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Heaven to Betsy, we need to put an end to this free and fair elections thing” - Rand Paul probably2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Unfortunately for the right, they're just a meme-factory by nature2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Republicans are VERY concerned about corruption, just not the corruption that they themselves participate in1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Oh you’ll fit in the GOP just FINE (& no insult meant to Willem Dafoe on this one!)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Why man-up when you can grift your way to a fortune by fleecing idiots?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
She’s such an idiot... doesn’t Greene know that we gay guys only ride around on our electric bikes in MEN’S rest rooms?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
For the history books... well, the ones that the Republicans haven’t burned yet2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Faux News, where our ONLY goal is to blame everything and anything on Democrats & “the libs”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So very concerned about pedophiles... well, the ones that aren't within their ranks1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They DON'T want to solve it because they need to keep using it as a wedge issue for elections1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I wonder how many MAGA members of the Gravy Seals learned their lesson from Jan-61yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Trump declassified the documents with his mind... so, Biden reclassified them with his; and it doesn’t matter anyway1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you're not old... this comes from a scene from an 80s movie called Better Off Dead where the paper boy is trying to collect what he's owed1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Aw did someone’s dinner get interrupted because he took away women’s bodily autonomy rights? You get what you f*ckin' deserve!1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We only care about free speech when OURS is being infringed upon — Conservatives1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I think Christian is an apple that fell very far from the tree (at least I hope so!)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If it weren't for Republicans, no one would give a shit about the Clintons anymore2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Like everything else they subserviently parrot from Tucker Carlson, they haven’t no f*cking clue1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MAGA boomers preaching about how “hard” they worked but conveniently “forget” the cake-walk economic conditions they grew up in1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Lots of lip service about how bad blue states are, but never anything about how fine they are with having their hands in blue state taxpayer's wallets2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you want Republicans to care about you, best find a womb to crawl back into2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“If you take out a loan, you pay it back” (this apparently applies only to student loans and not loans given out to rich conservatives)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And by Jesus I mean Classic Jesus, not the white supply-side gun-toting Jesus they invented1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
As an atheist, I feel like I follow the teachings of Christ more than most Christians do1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you don’t realize how you’re getting ‘owned by the libs’ when you buy your MAGA crap...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My candy's not sexy anymore and a rapper kneeled at the halftime show, what IS this world coming to??? /s2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If there's one thing the GOP is good at it's getting their constituents to vote against their own interests1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Whatever you believe about Jesus, he certainly had some great moral teachings2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He LOVES the poorly educated... and their money is all he ever wanted in the first place2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Wanna start clutching your pearls over shit that has ZERO impact on your life? Then start watching Faux News1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The 3 pillars of the modern Republican party: Whataboutism, Hypocrisy & Projection1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
She's trying to pull the I didn't know who he was bullshit now that the association has become politically 'inconvenient'1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“I want to force you to have a baby, not help you with it in any way, & then complain that you need government assistance for what I forced you to do — Conservatives1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And by Jesus I mean classic Jesus... not supply-side Republican Jesus1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The contortions the GOP has gone through to deflect/excuse the acts of MAGA on January 6, 2021...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Me: You didn't read the report, did you? MAGA: What does 'read' mean?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This is one of the (many) ideas that kept me from becoming a “Conservative Christian”. Imagine if we treated our own children like this?2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s government aid for his welfare-state, but bootstraps for everyone else2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If you’re surprised by this, you haven’t been paying attention (& probably vote Republican)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“I can’t remember shit, but I can somehow suddenly remember everything I ever said & I never said that... oh wait2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Biden is responsible for the price of gas... but only when it’s going up” — MAGA morons1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s so “cute” when the inventors of cancel culture get upset by it2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Faux News, where our only job is to keep our viewers angry about their miserable lives... & keep them blaming “the libs” for it2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I'm so excited to see the GOP's new healthcare plan & what they propose to deal with inflation... oh wait1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I just LOVE Free Market Capitalism... except when it doesn't benefit me — MAGA1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you've joined the MAGA Trumpster Fire and will do anything to protect your stupidity instead of owning the truth2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Wait, I have no idea how to answer that because it messes up the disguising of my hatred for immigrants with something else” — MAGA1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Your 1st Amendment Rights haven’t been violated. You haven’t been “cancelled”. You’re an attention seeking QUNT who’s trying to play the victim card2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It's quite something to watch Faux News use the idiocy of their viewers against them1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I'll vote for a dead racoon before I'll vote for Trump or DeSantis1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Now watch MAGA come back and say Biden’s claim is ridiculous and Trump’s is perfectly legit1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When Mitch dies and goes to the Bad Place, I hope he gets the butthole spiders2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So glad the GOP has gotten to work on helping us average Americans /s1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
This happened to me TODAY at the grocery store. I routinely get chatted up by Trumpers who think I am on their side because of the way I look and dress (I LOVE disappointing them)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Didn't Ron get the memo? Having the personality of a soggy crouton & using the word woke ad-nauseum are not drawing him any new support whatsoever11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If men had the uteruses you’d be able to get an abortion at the Taco Bell drive up window2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Did you guys peel off all of those Biden I DID THAT stickers yet?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Legislating their own homophobia, racism, and misogyny in the name of “protecting the children” (and fetuses)2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s almost as if the GOP exists solely to exemplify the meaning of the words “double standard” and “hypocrite”2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Now that the clowns have selected a leader it's time for the side-shows to start1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Right-wingers spewing their new catch-phrase for anything & everything even when it makes absolutely no sense...2yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
