Illegals are bad, unless I’m profiting off them... socialism is bad, unless I’m getting 'subsidies '(hand-outs) from the government — Conservative Hypocrites5mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Why are Conservative Christians so good at being religious hypocrites?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So those nonsensical word-salads from the stable genius are NOT because of dementia... got it6mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
My amazing healthcare plan is coming in 2 weeks (for 4 years) and you’ll get to see my taxes when the IRS is done auditing me in the year 2074 — The Orange Turd10mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“Loan forgiveness is only for Republican hypocrites” — Republican hypocrites7mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I apologize in advance for not marking this dick pick as N-S-F-W1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They’re going with the “our masculinity is under attack” angle now. It actually helps to have some first1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
After Roe vs. Wade is overturned, you know gay marriage is next on their hit-list1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
These idiots and their faux-concern... like if we didn’t send money to Ukraine they’d be fine helping out the American poor with that money instead1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s one thing to have 500 guns, it’s another to spend your Saturday setting them all set up for a family photo-shoot1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Maybe they don't really care about pedophiles at all... Hmmmm /s1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We HATE cancel culture, but only when YOU do it -- Conservatives1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
While I can never seem to decide who’s the biggest douchebag in the GOP, this prick is definitely always in my top 51yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
All the sudden, I feel a shot on my back, like somebody shot me. I went forward, but luckily I didn't fall down. — Rudy Giuliani11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Since the creativity level of right-wingers seems to be virtually nil, we'll probably be hearing this phrase for the next 15 years1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you put a pardoned traitor in front of the Jan-6th committee...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Nothing says “practical originalist” like justifying your anti-abortion stance by quoting a 17th century guy who advocated for witch trials & men being allowed to rape their wives1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Would you care for some Russian dressing on that word salad sir?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Is Sean Hannity a spineless pussy with a big mouth and zero integrity? I'm just asking questions5mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Do you crave leaders who will nurture your willful ignorance & cognitive dissonance?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Can you imagine the heads that would've exploded of someone had put a Pro-Hillary Clinton inflatable on their front lawn?7mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Evidence they say they have? TONS. Actual evidence they bring with them to the courts? NONE8mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yeah, I don’t want my NY tax $$ paying for some asshole’s ‘abortion bounty’... Please STFU about states-rights until you have your states-responsibilities taken care of first1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
But Ron, didn’t you know that the U.S. farming industry is propped up by illegal labor?1wk ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I’ll just completely ignore the reason illegal laborers decide to come HERE... because that would mess up my self-deluding narrative!1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Appellate courts overturns Aileen Cannon’s ruling to block the DOJ’s investigation, calls her decision an “error”8mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s much more useful for them to falsely blame Biden than to actually help Americans in need1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
She may be dumber than a box of hair, but she’s mastered he art of false-equivalency11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
But I thought you guys wanted to hold all of those ANTIFAs accountable?!?!?!1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Lindsey was actually right about something... and then he became one of Trump's biggest shills1mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The only freedoms Conservatives want you to have are the ones they force upon you1d ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He should stick to NOT being in the Super Bowl AND stay out of politics1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Chance: Failure to launch, Pay 250k but earn your passage into the Republican Party1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I reserve very little hope for it, but I would love to see the Orange Anus Face rot in prison1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If these people actually had half a clue, then maybe they'd actually be embarrassed (as they should)4mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
He's not a Republican & doesn't care if they're destroyed for his self preservation1mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Yes because so-called fiscal Conservatives don't give a shit about spending & blowing up the debt when they're in office but then clutch their pearls over it when they're not1wk ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Republicans are VERY concerned about corruption, just not the corruption that they themselves participate in2mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I guess they stored their 'America First' agenda on HB’s laptop?6mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Do you hate “socialism,” but only when the government is spending money on something that doesn’t benefit YOU?11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Also Panel 2: “Republicans on proposing legislation to make it easier for eligible voters to be able to vote”1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It’s become just a wee-bit stale after hearing it the first 3,000 times (they are sooooooo clever!)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
How they just love the free-market, until it calls on them to ante-up...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I wonder how many MAGA members of the Gravy Seals learned their lesson from Jan-62mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
As an atheist, I feel like I follow the teachings of Christ more than most Christians do5mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
They're not being punished for January 6th, they're just being given free food and shelter...1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The only thing you'd have won Marj was a lengthy prison sentence5mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“I'm tired of showing everyone what an idiot I am in virology... today I think I’ll show everyone how much of an idiot I am on the economy” - MAGA1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
There are about 20 or so people who are going to be crushed by his decision1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
MIA for 2 weeks, undermines vaccinations and testing, COVID cases exploding in Florida, & DeathSantis blames the feds for it --SMH1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And Biden is giving it... because he’s not an insufferable prick like DeSantis (or a little piss baby like Greg Abbott)8mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Odd that you never hear Conservatives bitch about the illegals they've hired to work on their farms and who also prop-up the entire U.S. farming industry7mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
The only corruption Republicans actually care about are narratives they try to project onto others to distract from their own2mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
When you exercise YOUR right to free-speech you’re infringing on MINE — MAGA7mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Can you imagine the meltdown on Faux News if Biden actually did say something like this?7mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I hear they have electricity & air conditioning there! And no Greg Abbott too!9mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
These pieces of human garbage know exactly what they’re doing. The lying cowards whip up radical psychos (other than themselves) to do their dirty work & then say it’s “God’s wrath”6mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And if I need any help with the preganacy you're forcing on me or with the child when its born, you’ll tell me to F*CK OFF... sounds about Right11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
It's fine to criticize Biden... for the things he's actually responsible for1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Shit, if AOC sold an old sock... for charity... they’d lose their minds1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
If it weren’t for being flaming hypocrites, Republicans would have no principles whatsoever3d ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
From now on, these questions should be preceded with video evidence and THEN asking the witness what they think about what they just saw (meaning they’re not being asked to ‘recall’ anything)1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
I'm curious Mr. Thomas, what does your originalist thinking tell you about the founding fathers thoughts on internet?11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Nobody has more disdain for Republican voters than the GOP itself1mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Anything I don’t like or don’t understand is “Communism”... owning-the-libs is more important than helping Americans to this Qunt1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
You didn't actually think the GOP suddenly developed a conscience, did you?1d ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And they don't even understand the 2 Amendments they preach about all of the time8mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
So what is she worried about? That pesky oath part? Or the part where she might be held accountable for her actions?1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
“And I can still dry out a p*ssy in under 60 seconds” — Ben Shapiro probably1yr ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
We WANT Americans to suffer & be angry so they put us in power... and then do NOTHING to help them — The GOP7mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
And I STILL think he’s going to end up suffering no consequences (I really hope I’m wrong)11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Boebert says “the church is supposed to direct the government.” I say our elected government officials are supposed to have read & understand the Constitution10mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
Cuz if Trump did the 1st and a “lib” did the 2nd, he’d be talking about it for the next 10 years11mo ⋅ bobsmusix265 ⋅ r/PoliticalHumor
