Dr. Phil is always ready to lend a hand

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What Justin signed for me at one of the book signings

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I’m the Sistine Chapel ceiling meow

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It’s that she looks proud of what she did

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She growls when I kiss her. Unrequited love.

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I look like a kangaroo when I sleep meow

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I know I’m biased, but THIS FACE

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God forbid I wore a bracelet for a few hours

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It helps being old and having Ehlers-Danlos

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Pinch me; if I had a million dollars I’d go to a Barenaked Ladies concert and see Clint McElroy in the audience

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Picket Sign from WV Teacher Strike made by my friend, an awesome teacher

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Sam

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My Shiba Inu puppy’s belly rubs face

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I’m a traffic sign enforcer meow

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63?

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Oh, it’s cute on a DOG...

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Just another mystery bruise?

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Funny story in the comments (at least I think it’s funny)

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Emily and Kumail, 2 of my rescues, after knowing each other for a week

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The road on the way to deliver, I found myself picturing the Netflix documentary about my murder

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Got a pair of these on Wish for about $1. Feels pretty good on the wrists and thumbs.

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Turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so

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Ok I manipulated it. Too easy.

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Reposting my picture of hair coloring directions. Just tryin’ to make it easier to see.

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Quick poll: Yes, best sauce; No, you dumb piece of shit

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I’m a model for an unskilled artist meow

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Ahh I love looking at family albums and seeing the beginning of my winged scapula. It was cuter back then 😂

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If you leave a nebelung too close to a heat source they melt

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Things my dog has chewed up. Sigh.

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Instacart valued at $3.4 Billion...correction $3.4 billion minus $2, I mean $4, nope $6...damnit no profits!!

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