It's just about the worst thing in the world
Needless to say, I'll be buying lunch today
My brother-in-law couldn't keep her off the couch so he bought Marilyn her own
Odin: God of war and cardboard boxes
I'm 24 and this is still all I can think about when driving in the snow
Um, probably none...since it's a sandwich
Happy 12th birthday to my best friend!
As someone with a permanent bitch face, when people tell me to smile while I walk around this is what I envision them wanting me to look like
Fucking Buzzfeed has done it again
I fail to see how the two are related
I don't want to live on this planet anymore
Married my best friend last week. This picture describes us and the day pretty well!
It's my first winter in my new house
I'm trying to slowly convince my fiance to get a corgi...
Maybe he had too many days off himself...
Together or separately?
Oh the people you see on the commute to NYC (this is a dude by the way)
...I don't even...
To all the morning commuters that impatiently honk at me
Last night I had to say goodbye to my loyal companion of 14 years, Boots. RIP buddy
After 3 three years with you people, I still have one question
How I'm getting through my work day
I have a feeling this was my mother's line of thinking with all of my siblings and me
My mom sent me a picture of my siblings on Christmas morning...nothing says holiday spirit like weapons
Decorated my desk like a Christmas rustic cabin for the holiday season
After 4 months of marriage, I just realized it wasn't officially official until now
So my college crew team found this in the hudson...
I think my Facebook days are over
There was no other shape they could make this in?
He asked and I said yes!
So this showed up on my desk at work without any explanation...