My plan to eat dark chocolate was foiled unexpectedly

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How to 5th Stage of Grief but still play the field

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Movie studios often add American flags to domestic Blu-Ray releases because Americans get rock hard for that flag shit.

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FWD: I'm allowed to speak for dead people bcuz most of my friends are dead

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Remember to stay supportive in these trying times.

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Three years ago, this was a Warriors crest in good condition. Our student fees at work.

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Me today

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Coworker doesn't really grasp the concept

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I thank liberally but doot conservatively. Does that make me spooked?

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Has science gone too far?

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