After hearing Suge Knight claim he ran over and killed a man because he's legally blind.9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
When I wake up in the morning and my wife asks me how I liked the dollar store razors she bought me.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife says after work she just wants to take off her clothes and eat pizza rolls.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my 9yr old step-daughter asked me with a straight face if I had ever queebed or varted before.9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW she says we cant do it again bc all orifices are sore.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my wife's link karma is surpassing mine at a steady pace10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW my 11 week old puppy let out a thunderous fart this morning that would make any man proud.9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW she says we can do butt things...if she can do it to me too.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Some fiends scream, about Supreme Team, a Jamaica Queens thing9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/supremeclothing
HIL attempting DS with my wife whose legs are longer than mine.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my wife says she didn't get more whiskey while she was at the store.9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Thought my new pants fit great until the wife pointed something out.9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MFW my coworker brings her sick kid to work with her all week and it attempts to talk to me.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW after careful consideration, I have comfortably placed the jewels in my briefs while getting dressed in the morning.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
Skirt chasing, free basing, killing every village, we drink and rob and rhyme and pillage.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/HipHopImages
When I'm asked why I don't have many 'friends' on the Facebook.9yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
I get the feeling the wife wants me to learn to sew my own damn buttons.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
MRW we have a couple of beers at the bar and afterward my wife explains she was ready to punch faces bc unbeknownst to me the bartender was flirting with me right in front of her.10yr ⋅ blovedDestroyer ⋅ r/TrollYChromosome
