So I says 'Blue M&M, Red M&M... they all wind up the same color in the end!'1yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Just a shirtless guy in a Target diaper strapped with an ankle monitor speaking his mind on 16th Street6yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Denver
Lime expands with dockless e-GroceryCarts targeting Denver's homeless milliennials4yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Doing their best Jeff Sessions impressions, these four Colorado legislators have an Orwellian proposal to reshape marijuana enforcement6yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Colorado
You can actually pinpoint the second when his wookiee bends in half6yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Please take the fries off my head, kid. The basket is extremely hot.6yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/simpsonsshitposting
Tom's Diner cleared for demolition. Say goodbye to this architectural oddity!5yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
I was teaching myself algebra from a high school text book in kindergarten...10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/iamverysmart
Looks like Denver Health Department is cracking down on Dogs in Breweries8yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Denver
[CURRENT] Anti- Anti-Fracking ad in today's Denver Post (xpost from /r/Colorado)10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/PropagandaPosters
Happy Anniversary to the passage of A64 - legalization five years later - how far we've come6yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
Get downtown early if you want the best views of the Denver Parade of Lights!5yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
R.I.P. Old Cartoon Network - - you are dearly missed <sniffle>10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/lewronggeneration
Check out this rather incendiary full-page Anti- Anti-Fracking ad in today's Denver Post10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Colorado
This is my 3D chalk art from the Denver Chalk Festival this weekend8yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Over the years, a newsman learns a few things that, for one reason or another, he just cannot report. Doesn't seem to matter now, so... The following people are gay:5yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
TIL the upvote button is a Graduated Cylinder and the downvote button is a stupid fundie homeschool cylinder11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/circlejerk
These guys want limited government. They're just afraid to say it outright. (r/politics thread + preachy homily)14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Libertarian
FOUND DOGGO!! If you're missing a cute little mutt named Ruffles, she's safe and sound. She awaits your return at this mystery location. See if you can retrieve her!7yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
If Facebook has taught me anything today, it's that Christopher Columbus was actually murderous pirate Hans Sprungfeld10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Your Deliberately Oversimplified Glance at the Only Thing That Happened in Colorado This Week9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Special day?! What've I forgot now? Now, don't panic... ...is it Bacon Day?12yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Struggling New York Mets pitcher Matt Harvey has a wild night in Miami6yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/MurderedByWords
MUG SHOT: Christian Gulzow (Suspected Torchy's Tacos Clown-Makeup Freddy Krueger Claw Killer)7yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Denver
If this post reaches 4000 upvotes, I will no longer care about finding my missing doggie.8yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
When you learn how the American way of doing something ranks among other countries...7yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Wild Animal Sanctuary hikes admission from $50 to $10,000, pursuing more sustainable business model as Big Game Hunting Preserve9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Did anyone else see that bright, shining, pure-white light glowing in the sky last night?? I took a picture of it.9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
A mathematician, a *different kind* of mathematician, and a statistician...14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Today the Marijuana Enforcement Division approved the Stop: THC warning symbol soon to appear on all edibles packaging.9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
Weeded Out! Denver's youth prevention and marijuana education game show! (9m30s)5yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
So, I built a Staples Store simulator in our garage for my son. I hope that it inspires him to have a life-long love for stationary, pens, and atheism. Enjoy!11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/circlejerk
[Infographic] Medical Marijuana sales vs Recreational Marijuana Production (2014 data)9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
I'll be Downtown Tomorrow and I'm Looking for a Nice, Upscale Cocktail Lounge Where I Can Meet some Nice, Upscale Ladies. Any Suggestions?9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Spotted a few of these today. Have you heard of these? Are these new? Any reviews?11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
WOW! This is the best! Truly, it sets the bar for new innovations.14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/RedditThroughHistory
The Simpsons have been without an incompetent lawyer for far too long (Gil is a lame choice). I think they should resurrect this character.14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Slightly sour, slightly sweet, poppies, cherries, and oak. Different and delicious!11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/beerporn
Ferguson Grand Jury Decision OUTRAGES a few dozen white people at Civic Center Park10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Mythical Sea Monster found on Scandinavian shore! Natural oddity? Or spawn of Satan? (Not for the faint of heart!)14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/RedditThroughHistory
ISO: Collaboration Fest promo code (reward: pic I took from last year's event)8yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COBeer
Advice from the ABC Newsdesk debate wrap-up... she just doesn't get it.13yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/Libertarian
This program is pretty cool- just type in a song you like and download it!14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/RedditThroughHistory
Colorado passes Right To Die legislation. As such, I have ordered Benny Blanco's. Goodbye, cruel world!!! ;(9yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
#bloodmoon #onceinalifetime #naturalbeauty #magical #solareclipse #nasa #zomgIfukn♥science #spaceporn #ifmoonwascookie #nofilter10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME!! Take this POLITICAL QUIZ to learn which presidential candidate you side with!8yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/circlejerk
That's right, Money. Your money's happiness is all that monies...14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Hallo! I am Little Danish Girl movink to Denver!! I am needink roommate and know thing to do an what 420 is. You show me, ja?11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Peacemakers; commemorated in stained glass, Gov. Alexander Hunt and Chief Ouray share a peace pipe while legislators below argue marijuana regulations11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
Perhaps he realized how hollow the pursuit of money really is and took his own life...14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Just in case some of you haven't seen one of these yet... this is a screenshot of the Weather App I use. It displays the temperature for the city of Denver. Note that it is remarkably low. Feel free to share this information on Facebook.11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
I can't decide which stylized pack of high-end chewing gum best represents my personality.13yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/firstworldproblems
Anyone know of a place in Colorado that rents Alpenhorns? I wanna haul one up a fourteener and blow that shit. Hard.10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
David Wright breaks the record to become the Mets' all-time RBI leader!!12yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/NewYorkMets
SALE: 43 Plastic Bags! From all your favorite grocers! Now valued at 5¢/e, SAVE 40% when you buy them all! ONLY $1.39 +S&H! WHATTA STEAL!! (**each bag invariably punctured)11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
TIX on sale Friday 10am for Snoop's Wellness Retreat 4/20 show @ Red Rocks10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
He's got a big drinking problem; could embarrass the program. Meet me up in that tree later and I'll tell you more...14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
I'm a lonely insignificant speck on a has-been planet orbited by a cold, indifferent sun...13yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
Dunno if you guys checked out the Sugar Mill for dessert yet, but ya oughta10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/denverfood
I am at the airport and nobody wants to grab a drink with me10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Colorado County Map of Dispensary Bans (July 2011). Yes or No refers to the county's A64 vote.12yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/COents
Intellig[ENT] Atheist faces off against le Stupid Fundie Xtian at Denver Blazeit-420-Faggotrally11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
You keep squirming, there's gonna be a little bald girl with no lollipop10yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
$8.00/hr Jobs aren't as menial as they used to be... WANTED: Account Executive to perform laundry list of responsibilities.14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/pics
I lost my pet Flopsy, the endangered State Fish, somewhere in the City Park area. Please help! There are only 750 left, soon to be 749 :( This pic is us playing in the yard the day we first met11yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/DenverCirclejerk
Look What I Found! (as i sifted through pockets in old clothes for donation)14yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/pics
A guy I've known 20+ years drew this with a pencil. It's great he's able to put his awesome ideas on paper.13yr ⋅ BlackbeltJones ⋅ r/TheSimpsons
