Trying to find a fucking house right now
Some fuckwad hit-and-run driver is going to have a bad, bad day tomorrow.
This is what you get for being a crappy neighbor
My wife went out tonight and left me and our 4-month-old home alone. I just sent her this and told her not to worry.
Tired of coworkers stealing your pen? Advice Insanity Wolf
Been waiting for years to finally get my dream car!
KING 5 BLIZZARD WATCH 13!!!!!!!!!!!
To be issued with uniforms and equipment at spring training this year:
KGB agent Vladimir Putin disguised as a tourist (with the camera around his neck) approaches Ronald Reagan in Red Square, Moscow in 1988.
My grandmother in about 1927. She's now 96 and doing fantastic.
Meanwhile, outside the casting office of Patrick Stewart’s new Star Trek series . . .
Orange jerseys 0-3 in Super Bowls. Checkmate Broncos.
How about a nice, thick, juicy asparagus?
Safeco Field tonight . . . eh?
M's playing music at practice?
Jesus Montero doing running drills today in Peoria
Oh, what the hell. Why not? I've lost $20 in worse ways.
Well, good luck with that
Smoak/Rodney tweet of the night
Just take the fucking picture then get this hat off me so I can begin to plot how to kill you in your sleep.
Pfffft. Who cares about the standings?
What Seattle will feel like tomorrow night if we lose. So let's not lose.
Words of wisdom from a true statesman
Someone wake Cy Young the fuck up . . .
Slavery? Genocide? Rape? Meh. Don't care. Just want a new arena. Tweet this dude.
I love idiot comment section trade suggestions. We get Awesome Player A and Awesome Player B and we give up a handful of our biggest busts.
My parents were both skydivers. I made quite a few jumps before I was born.
This is the state of the Seattle Mariners organization right now and it's not getting better any time soon.
Wow. Talk about New York condescension. Link to wretched blog article in comments.
How to fix a pic that a Bronco fan post on your FB.
Every damn night while we set the table . . . what's for dinner?
Tonight's starter Joe Wieland is Bighead
Mariners fans excitement level for the rest of this season.
Big Brother, Level: advanced. Took this photo of shoes on iPhone at used clothing store to send to wife. Decided not to and didn't send or share with anyone. But shortly after the ad on the right began to show up on my Facebook.
Fernando Rodney's arrow tonight
Anybody miss this guy?
Cool thrift store find. From the '83 season. Wanted it bad but couldn't justify the $50 price tag.
My grandparents and my dad in Hawaii, 1949. My grandfather would have been 100 this year. Grandmother is still going strong at 95.
As I've been going through some family photos it's pretty obvious that my dad is improving with age.
Welcome to New York Dustin Ackley
The NFC West may be the new black & blue division over the next few years. It's going to be a fun time to be a Hawks fan.
Fuck the Olympics