MR as more and more high profile men are being fired and outed as sexual predators.6yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
yeah, sex is cool, but have you ever panned a product in a metal squeeze tube?3yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/PanPorn
Today is my last day in my 20s, HIFW walking around Target today. I can't wait to be a bad ass 30 year old.6yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
First, if you don't like it, don't look. Second, if I look this fucking good at 60, I'll walk around naked.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
at first I hated it and didn’t know what to do with it, now I am sad to be without it—hourglass ambient lighting palette4yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/PanPorn
HIF meeting a guy who loves eating my pussy, thinks I'm hilarious, loves my trolly-ness, is sexy as fuck, and gainfully employed.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my man tells me he loves it when I sit on his face.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my bartender tells me I smell so good he wishes he could lick my hair...9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Matched on Tinder-- Wall twerked in a bagel shop on our first date and now here we are2yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/Tinder
MRW my friend says he doesn't want to seriously date a woman who has sex on the first date, That's my test, and if they have sex with me, they fail.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm making out with a guy using WAY TOO MUCH TONGUE, and I'm trying to send a hint.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I'm talking to a guy on Tinder and he tells me that he's expecting a baby next month with his ex-girlfriend.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend drives 12 hours to see me and brings a gallon of my favorite queso with him.7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF getting greeted at Sephora/Ulta without my makeup/hair done.7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Jaclyn Hill reposts about husband's 4 year anniversary being clean.7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/BeautyGuruChatter
HIF after calling my doctor because I was sure I had a UTI, and they call back to say my lab work came back normal, but I'm still peeing blood.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I put a picture of my Rosie the Riveter costume on my dating profile, MRW someone messages me and says, You are cute, but that feminist picture scares me.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my long distance SO tells me he's been eating pineapple, drinking pineapple juice, and taking bromelain supplements for the last week in preparation for visiting me.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my BF just shared with me that he'd like to look into a vasectomy, and I don't know whether I want kids or not, I just know I'm not ready to commit either way.5yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy next to me at the bar says Lady & The Tramp, puts a pretzel between his lips and stares at me...9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF, after getting my IUD inserted during my period, when the doctor says Oops, don't move yet, let me grab this blood clot for you.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My BF said he had a surprise for me, I was not expecting this. Best BF ever!8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
HIF getting a message from a guy on OKC whose profile mentions being sex positive, body positive, and a feminist.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
To my fellow Trolls: Happy New Year! Thanks for being a wonderful online community in a (sometimes) crappy world. <3 Here's to another year of us being awesome!9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I hear that Donald Trump wants to ban muslims from America.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF during sex when he tells me to make more noise, and I'm naturally quiet in bed.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
UPDATE: She was fired yesterday. Re: My Mom is being bullied at work. How should she proceed?7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW my sister tells me her in-laws think painting my nephew's nails will turn him into a fag, and they don't know how to explain it to people when they are out.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW a guy wants to show me his guns and I was raised by hippies.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF trying to find a job in my SO's city while also trying to change career fields.7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW the guy I hooked up with a few weeks ago who then wouldn't respond to texts for DAYS and became super flakey has started liking and commenting stuff on Facebook.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF after having sex after a long dry spell and remembering how much I love sex, and want to have sex again ASAP, but not having a partner to have sex with.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Have you ever dated someone with different views on politics and varying interests?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
TROLLS, I GOT THE MIRENA/IUD TODAY AND THE INSERTION WASN'T BAD AT ALL.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Maybe if it were called a uter-me we would have body autonomy? Maybe?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My Mom is being bullied at work. Is there anything that can be done?7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Does anyone else get RIDICULOUSLY emotional and insecure while you're PMSing? I cannot deal. :(8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW I decide to not give a fuck about my insecurities or what people are going to think and post a picture of myself in a bikini on FB and it gets over 100 likes and tons of positive comments.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I found out a McDonalds worker concocted a plan to call the police on the murderer who was in their drive thru.7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I overhear someone saying they'd rather fuck a goat than any woman in the room.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
TROLLS! What subscription boxes do you get/have you gotten/would recommend to a fellow troll?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Just started watching The Mindy Project, Mindy is our Troll sister.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my friend asks what color she should paint her rocking chair, I suggest painting it white, and she asks me what my favorite shades of white are.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I see a friend on Tinder and don't know which way to swipe.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm cuddling with my pillow at night, pretending it's a man.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Trolls, I want to stick a finger in my man's ass during a blowjob. He has said he's down for it. I've never done anything with a anyone's ass before. Tips?8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Trolls! How should I accessorize this dress for a wedding I'm going to?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW an acquaintance says he bailed on dinner with me because he got a call saying that someone was in his driveway wearing lingerie.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Everyone's hating on Khloe Kardashian's abs, and I'm over here like...8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW a man I don't know keeps telling me No, you'll definitely get a tattoo in the next 10 years after I keep telling him that (although I love tattoos) I have no desire to get a tattoo on myself ever.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW someone tells me the OTC meds I was taking for my non-existent UTI was actually turning my pee orange/reddish and I'm actually not peeing blood, so my pain is from some other random source.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my coworkers are hopped up on coffee and the caffeine hasn't hit me yet.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I walk into the diner and discover that my friends lied about going to the store, RIGHT after we told them that we were hungry and wanted to go to the diner.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone else as obsessed with Alaskan Bush People as I am?8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How do you text/flirt/thing with someone who lives like 8 hours away and whom you can't meet up with to do IRL flirting/dating stuff with?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Some people talk about birth control pills MAKING them crazy? HIF since going off them.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Valentines Day while casually dating? Do you get something for them or nah?8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I depotted my TF Sweet Peach and UD Ultimate Basics palettes! (With almost zero casualties!) They fit in my Tarte magnetic palette perfectly. Any tips on depotting the Tarteist Pro?7yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/MakeupAddiction
I don't take my ortho tri cyclen birth control at the same time everyday. It's at the same time in my day (i.e. as soon as I wake up), but that's sometimes 9am and other times 11am, do I have a reason to be concerned about pregnancy if I had unprotected sex Saturday night?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
HIFW I realize that I have had group messaging turned off for the last FOUR years and in that time I thought you could only group message with other iPhones.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anyone have mild cramping when trying the Diva Cup for the first time? (details inside)9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
MRW I'm watching the GOP debate and I hear Trump defending non-abortion services that Planned Parenthood offers.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I've been single and out of university for nearly five years, and suddenly two guys I went to university with have confessed to liking me and want to hang out with me during our university's homecoming weekend.9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Ladies, where can I get a bra that fits and also isn't full coverage? I HATE full coverage bras, it makes me feel like I'm boobs are in a cage, but that seems to be all that's available in my size (42F).8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Can't get over how absolutely beautiful Across The Universe by DL is.8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/RedditLaqueristas
Trolls! Have any of you had WLS? Can you tell me your experience? (Details within.)8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Trolls, I'm going on a work trip in a few weeks and I'm setting up to hook-up with another redditor. I guess people say this somethings, but I've literally/actually never hooked up with a stranger before. What should I keep in mind?8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
Where in the world would you recommend a solo-traveling Troll go for a few days?8yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
I had horrible heavy periods with crazy cramps and major PMS before going on birth control. When I eventually go off birth control, will I go back to these horrible periods, or will my periods become magical blood fairies of awesomeness?9yr ⋅ BitchesMakePuppies ⋅ r/AskTrollX
