I ended my 2014 right by adopting this guy yesterday. Reddit, meet Dusty.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/aww
MRW I take my 8 year old niece to a PG movie and it has male strippers, says penis at least five times and shows a middle school aged girl getting drunk off cough syrup.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Dusty is one handsome Doberman. He's not small and fluffy but he's still adorable.9yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/aww
MRW my husband tells me that the new yoga pants he bought me make my booty look nice and plump10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Anytime I try to invite my dog on to the couch to snuggle and he decides to sit by my husband instead9yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I overhear my boss tell one of my coworkers he needs to talk to them in his office10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I just want to cuddle on the couch but my husband is still on his computer playing video games.11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband tries to convince me to let him stick it in my butt...after I've already told him no three times11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I tried to catch it as it was coming out of my mouth but it was too late.11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
I just realized I didn't get my period this month. But I'm a lesbian so... (xpost from r/reactiongifs)11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF my first time getting drunk and trying discretely walk to my bedroom to hide it from my parents when I got home11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/reactiongifs
It's your lucky day ladies, Aaron Paul and Bryan Cranston together... and they are sharing a moment11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/LadyBoners
MRW I wake up in the middle of the night and notice my husband is having a bad dream11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I am taking a bath and let a fart slip out and I feel it slide slowly from the back all the way up to the front and then I hear bloop when it reaches the surface10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I wake up in the middle of the night and notice my husband is having a bad dream11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/reactiongifs
MRW I tell my husband that the heating pad is turned up so high that it is probably cooking my eggs.9yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband comes home early from work and witnesses me pigging out on ice cream and theres also an empty bag of chips by me.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I feel when I have to leave to go to work and my husband unexpectedly has the day off.11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I remember that I once named a doll Poly Ester because when I asked my mom what her tag said, she told me 100% polyester10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I am trying to locate my tampon because the string seems to be MIA10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
This sums up my first experience with trying to figure out how to wear a Diva Cup10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW its shark week and I tell my husband it's like The Red Wedding in my pants today but he doesn't find the joke funny.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My sister in law's reaction when she spilled and broke her wine glass at Easter dinner, followed by her 8 year old announcing to the family mommy, you lost another one.9yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How my husband and I feel the morning after we both took a healthy dose of Nyquil11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Today I am having a team building day at work. This sums up the concept fairly well9yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
Saw this posted in r/funny with the title my gynecologist has a good sense of humor. I knew it would be appreciated even more here10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
How I imagine someone's first attempt at orally satisfying a woman10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband tells me I look beautiful when I first wake up10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF about finally buying a house with my husband which means we can soon get a puppy and try to make a baby10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
So I tried using my camera flash to see under my washing machine to check if it was still leaking. Picture turned out pretty awesome and looks like a photo of the universe10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/pics
MRW someone plays with my hair (xpost from r/reactiongifs)11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
When I imagine having a penis, this is usually how it goes10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I have PMS, am cranky and I'm being miserable and my husband asks me if it's that time of the month10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
My husband's reaction when I tell him anal isn't gonna happen until he lets me stick a dildo up his butt first so he can understand what it feels like.11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my husband makes a perverted comment and I tell him it was inappropriate, followed by him saying its just guy talk. A man's brain works differently than a woman's, google it...11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I turned 25 and heard happy birthday from my husband and only a couple of family members.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my coworker is listening to Pandora and gets excited when an old Backstreet Boys song comes on.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? (saw this over in r/funny and thought you ladies would appreciate the humor)10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That moment when I realize I can't remember if I put deodorant on10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I have been working full time and going to school full time. I just finished my Bachelor's degree and this is how I felt when my diploma arrived in the mail today10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I finally get to eat something I've been craving for days10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Posted this on /r/adviceanimals, thought it would be more appreciated here11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'd be lying if I said this only happened once while I was sick11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I know this isn't logical thinking but it still crosses my mind whenever this occurs11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I am at a family brunch and my mom feels the need to tell people about something embarrassing I did while drunk over five years ago.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I just want to cuddle on the couch but my husband is still on his computer playing video games11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/reactiongifs
We adopted Dusty about a month ago. He's already getting sick of our crap.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/aww
MRW I hear someone say that the NFL is going to have to make a separate private shower for openly gay players to use10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/reactiongifs
Pretty much every women's magazine cover (xpost from r/funny)11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
If I ever had a lady crush it would certainly be on Pink. She has been a SHH for years10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/shorthairedhotties
I saw twin trucks parked next to each other with almost twin licence plates11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
Saw this guy cruising around on his motorized cooler during the season opener. This is tailgating done right.11yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/buffalobills
We just adopted this guy last week and already have him blending into our Buffalo Bills loving family. I'd love it if you could show me your artist interpretation of Dusty.10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/redditgetsdrawn
While cooking dinner tonight, the glass baking dish shattered in the oven.9yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/mildlyinteresting
I'm from upstate NY and we are getting hit with yet another winter storm10yr ⋅ Bitches_BeCrazy ⋅ r/AdviceAnimals
