I'm 36. That's way too old for the cops to be showing up at my door because I won't call my mother.3yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I hit the introvert ceiling halfway through my workday.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW it's springtime and I haven't shaved above my knees in months.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I remember that I'm going back home to my physically fit hometown from the taco and beer loving city I now inhabit.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I came home from work at 11:30pm after an awful day to find a chicken and rice bowl and a beautiful card left by my fiance.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW my family disowns me in a spectacularly toxic way, but I don't have to deal with them anymore.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my boyfriend says that Lillian on Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is like looking into my future.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I had a frustratingly persistent fever and stressful few weeks, but I lost some weight in the process.6yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I come across a thread full of other people who grew up with unstable bipolar moms.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
That moment when you're irritable, your boobs are sore and puffy, and suddenly all your bizarre food choices make sense.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I’m going to a concert tonight that I’m really excited about but I’m also not really about social interaction at the moment.6yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I want so badly to tint my hair purple, but I'm feeling like maybe I'm too old for it or my surroundings are little too conservative.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I see a woman unwrapping and swatching NYX lipsticks in an already under stocked Ulta.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollMUA
HIFW I make plans to treat, pamper, and otherwise occupy myself because my abusive mother doesn't deserve celebrating.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my parents make a point of repeatedly telling me they're visiting distant relatives in Alabama, when they've never visited me in the next state over, in 7 years.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW dealing with a tidal wave of hormones right before Mother’s Day, the roughest part of the year for me emotionally.6yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MR last night when someone tried to break in and set off our alarm.6yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I’m happily engaged, but my recently divorced best friend likes to remind me what it’s like in the dating world.6yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/Tinder
MRW my boyfriend gives me all the cute T-shirts that he's too chubby for now, and they look great on me and my monster shoulders.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I realize that fuckboys from my past have probably been texting desperate-ass things to my old number for the last year.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW the guy who is stealthily following me around the store doesn't get into the checkout line after me.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIF as a thirtysomething with my shit together, when I have a stress and period breakout at the same time.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get a box of fun, pretty, and weird lipsticks in the mail.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I saw this posted on Facebook and thought I totally can't relate....9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I've got a whole weekend off for the first time in forever and I get to spend it doin' stuff with my boyfriend.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm about to go into work and it's been and will continue to be horrifically busy for days.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I heat up some bulgogi tacos at work and they're smelly as fuck.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW my parents notify me of my grandmother's passing via text message and then tell me not to go to the funeral.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I get a metric fuckton of perfume samples in my Sephora order.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I tell my mom about a recent change to my hair, and her first question is what my boyfriend thinks of it.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW there's a peaceful lull in our complicated relationship, I send my mom a nice Mother's Day gift and she refuses to answer or return my phone calls.8yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
It's my Friday. I've got a special self mixed shade of green dye in my hair. I'm listening to great music, feeling confident, thankful, and like maybe I'm experiencing my personal renaissance instead of a second adolescence.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
MRW I live in the south and start seeing the annual flood of memes, discussions, and media content romancing the fall.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
For all my fighting and saltiness, I've surrendered to the romancing of Autumn. What are you trolls doing with your Friday nights?9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
HIFW I'm having all the PMS symptoms, like a week too early.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
Pomegranate and pineapple green tea kombuchas on their second fermentation.7yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/Kombucha
HIFW I find Atelier's entire collection of perfume in samples online as well as a site that deals in thigh high socks and hockey garters.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
I'm having ridiculous PMS breast swelling and am in excruciating pain. What can I do to calm my tits?9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/AskTrollX
It was cute a few years ago when I was homesick, but lately MRW I go into a clothing store.9yr ⋅ Bitch_Cassidy ⋅ r/TrollXChromosomes
