Vanilla wafers are more than half of what minimum wage workers earn in an hour.2yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/lostgeneration
A total waste of that acid I put in the punchbowl. Lamest Childhood Leukemia fundraiser EVER.3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Wait, are uh- Are you supposed to be here? No, sir. RIP George Coe/Woodhouse.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Her eyes are about to fall out of her head. See a doctor, Jill! And take your kids with you!3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/FundieSnark
And I'm sorry if I haven't always been... um-ah... y'know, whatever. Well, you do the best you can. Eh... I love their relationship. They're so alike to the point they can't stand each other.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ArcherFX
I'll do my best, Dad! I want more than your best, Steve. For once, I want you to do fine.3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Eat your peas. Why? So you're strong enough to fight off Clinton's sexual advances.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
I wrestled with that questionnaire for days. At one point, I convinced myself Roger's performance in courtesy merited a four. As the pen hit the paper, I knew instantly, I was a liar. I quickly circled the five, but that slight mark remains. And it torments me every day of my life!3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
When a guy asks me to sit on their lap tryna be cute and I’m there like3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/EDanonymemes
Am I wrong in thinking this is an underrated scene? When she said this, I felt my heart fell into my stomach and my stomach was inmy butt and my butt.. ran away with the spoon. It explained perfectly how I too feel almost all the time.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/BoJackHorseman
Me waiting for the next episode knowing it’s the last of the season2yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
This was my Grandfather's. He was in the war. He was very brave. *Clapping*3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Steve, it's a beautiful afternoon. Shouldn't you be outside with your friends turning my tool shed into Mordor or... Endor or... something heartbreaking?4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
I'm a bit of a germaphobe, so you'll pardon me if I don't kiss you on the lips.4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Oh my god, Stan has no friends! And he didn't even realize! He's like America, THE GUY!3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Layin’ in bed with my ass hurting from my T shot worrying if I’m actually a lesbian and my life is a lie because I was attracted to one (singular) girl today.3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
This is the largest size bottle of wine that isn't legally a vat. It is called a 'nebuchadnezzar'. I drink four of these a day, just like Charlemagne did, and I'll outlive you all.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Me OMW to watch porn with a trans guy in it after convincing myself it won't upset me for the 838349th time4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
Was looking through paramount+ and found this show (Uncle Grandpa). What the absolute fuck?!2yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/fatlogic
Me finally buying new binders for the first time in 2 years and it turns out 1 (ONE) binder is $75 incl. shipping...3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
“Only like ten people work in this whole goddamn chickenshit outfit! ...Sorry.” ”Aww, don't be. It is a chickenshit outfit.”3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ArcherFX
Your name's Jamal? But you're white. So? Is this really the first time you're having this conversation? Come on, Jamal3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Mama just LOVES Freddie. She lets him have sex with girls but puts my ear to the stove for playing with the chickens!4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
When there's something strange—Johnny—In your neighborhood—I need you to—Who you gonna call? Jerk that guy off. Ghostbusters!3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Me telling my endo yeah I still live with my parents but everything's pretty chill now. They're way better these days4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
Randomly came across a photoshoot of Noah Cyrus from last month (March). I don't think her new face looks anywhere as bad as originally thought. Maybe she had some of it dissolved? I hope so.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/AtoZplasticsurgery
TFW I spent my entire adolscence on drugs and planning to kill myself before I turned 21 because I knew I'd never be able to transition or be happy but now I just turned 22 and passed 8mo on T and have no idea how to start being a functional adult man5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
My house is not up to par for visitors, I'm afraid. This simple line always killed me. That's your DAUGHTER.5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/sharpobjects
According to an article I read, if you don't have anyone else with you on your bachelor party, it's sad.3yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Choosing to wear a hoodie (on top of your shirt and binder) in summer because of chest dysphoria knowing it's probably a bad idea5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
When you’re pre-everything and closeted but terrified of uprooting your entire life for something you feel like you’ll never be entirely sure about5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
That's it! I'm going to study fish who aren't complete assholes!4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/americandad
Made me laugh and cringe at the same time because I know exactly what she means.6yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/sharpobjects
When a stranger continually calls you unisex, albeit masculine, nicknames because you don’t quite pass yet and they don’t know how you “identify”5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
My mother tried to make me feel better about how much I've been misgendered and invalidated this holiday by saying y'know, there's people who are homeless because of this5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/FTMMen
when you start testosterone and get your new birth certificate with your real name on it in the same day6yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/ftm_irl
Me trying to reassure myself that coming out to my unsupportive family was a good idea despite the fact that i've relapsed h a r d into substance abuse trying to cope with the guilt and shame of being a disappointment hahah6yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/traaaaaaannnnnnnnnns
Why is there not a creepybutreallycute sub? This is a port jackson shark. He's so excited!4yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/aww
[SPOILER] Someone said that one of their favourite parts of the book was that Allen suspected he was being poisoned by Adora as well. Rat Poison/Arsenic was one of the things Adora gave to the girls. Long-term exposure to arsenic causes blindness. Maybe I'm reaching but....5yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/sharpobjects
This fat cell metabolism section of the basic nutrition textbook I have to read for school.... Uh...6yr ⋅ bipolarspacecop ⋅ r/fatlogic
