Quail egg and tobiko nigiri......or maybe roll.....well, it was on the nigiri side of the menu.1yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/sushi
My rescue baby was attacked at the dog park by an unknown to us at the time, repeat offender (she is okay), the owner also brought a full KFC meal inside. This picture was just lucky as we were taking many of her running around. The greyhound burst up behind her and then lunged without warning.1yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/mildlyinfuriating
It is snowing in Georgia so behold my required by law, perfectly grilled, milk sandwich.2yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
It wasn't just r/gundeals that bought it, r/scotchswap (a whisky catchall) were wiped as well. So how about a combination of both to say, Fuck You Reddit?6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/guns
I was not expecting this pretty side profile of a patty melt. And remember, the right amount of mayonnaise is having just a little too much mayonnaise.4yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/eatsandwiches
Just bought a new house and found the perfect shower curtain to compliment the yellow paint.5yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/rickandmorty
We had one of the most lethal wedding cakes of all time and our guests narrowly escaped mass extermination!9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/doctorwho
YOU MADE IT TO 600 OUT OF 2000 VOTES TO STOP ME! THIS IS MY GIFT OF ULTRA RARE WHISKEY TO YOU! KEEP VOTING TO TAKE ME DOWN! LINK IN COMMENTS!1yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
We got to take our 7mo rescue puppy to the dog park for the first time this weekend. This is her running around after getting comfortable.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Eyebleach
Got to take our 7mo rescue puppy to the dog park for the first time this weekend. She acclimated quickly and had more fun that we could have hoped for.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/PuppySmiles
This is why I am the cook of the house. I was working late and my wife tried to make her own grilled cheese sandwich. Even our dog is disappointed.2yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/shittyfoodporn
The Doublespot - or since Starbucks just rebranded.... The Yellowshot, a lazyman's Irish Coffee, 12 years in the making.1yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Gives a tease of what Kat Dennings loving her Jameson would probably look like.1yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I guess if you're drinking naked in a bar, you can throw the rules about what glass is best for what out the window.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Spinach, bacon, onion, garlic and cheese quiche on a Parmesan crust6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
Ohhhh, so you're not dressed up as someone who had their throat slit.....6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
My buddy and I are working our way through ports to expand our workplace bar for special customers.....and for us too of course.2yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/PORT
No, it isn't Mila Kunis, I guess she dodged that Bulleit when she signed with Beam....but she looks pretty close.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
It isn't a bad idea to have a comfortable set of pillows to rest on after drinking a bunch of Jameson6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
7 out of 9 scientists agree that if there is JD and nudity present, you will probably find a tattoo somewhere too.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
A great visual representation of my brain when the alarm goes off on Monday mornings5yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Excuse me, do you know per chance if you are getting any Midwinter Nights Dram, or if you did and I missed it? Cashier sighs, bends down, pulls this from under the register.... I was going to buy this tonight if nobody asked me nicely if we had any....almost made it.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I'd like to get my hands on those old school Glenmorangies. You can have the Laga.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Since the weekend is here, may your whisky cups be as full as these bra cups6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
This is why I have trust issues with my know it all relative. Extracted casing pic in the comments.7yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/guns
Ran into this former /r/Whiskyporn submitter on a business trip this weekend....couldn't remember where the hell I knew her from...a little chit chat didn't reveal anything. Finally remembered her user name this morning. My first random Hey I've seen your boobs on the internet encounter.7yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Silly girls, don't you know you should use an alcohol-free bodywash so you don't dry out your skin?6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I am worried about the structural integrity of that barrel....oh, they put a tarp down, never mind.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Yeah, she knows it's not real whiskey, and she doesn't care because YOLO, might as well get nekkid by the ice machine.7yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I wanted to offer something special to all the guys whose sensitive eyes I have offended so far.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Buford Highway Farmers Market - sushi made fresh all day, 16pc assortment for $9.99!11yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/sushi
People lost their shit last time when I had a gun in the picture of my mountain vacation so this time I brought two. So far my bottle of Quinta Ruban has not figured out how to pick up either of them and kill me.......yet.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I mentioned to my wife that I needed some new casual drinking glasses for my Scotch. She knows me well.12yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Scotch
Grilled filet mignon (rare) with roasted red skin potatoes Italian style, and blanched fresh green beans11yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/tonightsdinner
They restocked and are still blowing them out. I should probably buy a case for cheap Christmas presents.8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I like my whisky like my porn, cheap. $15.99 a bottle at my regular spot. Had a shelf full for 2 weeks, figured it was engine degreaser. Finally bought a bottle last night to try. Went back for all they had today, only 2 left.8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
When you go the liquor store for some Sunday beer and see Glenfarclas 12 on a closeout sale for $30 a bottle, sometimes you just have to buy what's left.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Remember the gorgeous lady that had some fun with Pappy, Weller, Stagg and a few others? She's moved on to the Colonel.8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
A nigiri sampler from Miyabi in Augusta, Georgia. (Masters Week is the best time to go if possible)12yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/sushi
I don't know why but I ignored all the shitty versions of Charmander and fell into the burninating embrace of Trogdor.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/funny
How do you make your JD shot classier? Make it black and white like the label.6yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Mods are all stuck working the corners for JW Red money so post what all proper classy whiskey has, CINNAMON!9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
This is how you enjoy your favorite Scotch which in my case is The Balvenie 17 Madeira Cask, in the mountains, on my honeymoon.13yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Scotch
Holiday Purchases while out of state, mostly stuff not available in my area for some reason or another.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Sounds like there are a lot of butthurt people around that didn't like how Jack Daniels' new buttplug felt.7yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I was mouth-raped last night. Meet the whiskey that made me wish I could have rinsed my mouth out with Laphroaig.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
What better time to share the special Halloween edition of Pumpkin Spice Macallan?8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Looks like the nipples are trying to make a break for it in an attempt to find better whiskey.7yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
This blue is so good, it had to be saved until the night after all the others blues were posted. I present the best ever, Glengoolie Blue.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Per Mod privilege, I grant myself a momentary exemption to the Not someone else's crotch stipulation, and present a dose of on topic eye-bleach to help dispel my other contribution of the evening from your mind.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I think it's only fair to have some of the world's best whiskey as I work on some of the world's best revolvers.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Breakfast - Sage Sausage Gravy over Whole Wheat Toast with Glorious American Cheese and White Wine Basted Eggs8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/food
Third from the bottom, showing that having money doesn't equate to having taste. (repost from front page)9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
I am as surprised as you. There was an actual quality post in /r/Whiskey10yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Probably the closest we'll get to the kind of shot we really want to see Christina Hendricks in.8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Suspected but never proven long term mental side effects from drinking cinnamon whisky9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
In honor of this month's /r/Scotch Community Review, eh, close enough. (This literally took balls to do)9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Hey /u/CalZeta how about this instead? Secondary shout out to /r/mfpark for your cinnamon struggle.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
If people are posting friggen kale chips, then I am posting beer, albeit beer brewed in Scotland with chopped up barrels (maybe) and a gratuitous bottle lurking in the back......LONG LIVE THE SHITPOSTS!8yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
When you are inside someone, you've been inside everyone else they've been inside too.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
/u/BourbonScotchWhiskey didn't include the Boobies edition of Blanton's in his collection9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Is Dalmore the only company including free samples that can double as marital aids with their offerings?9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Korean BBQ Short-Ribs Box Meal with Banchan from a little hole in the wall in the Southern US [1200x900][OC]11yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Homemade meatballs and gravy....I tend to go overboard with the midnight snacks [OC][1200x800]12yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/FoodPorn
Might have to go NSFW tomorrow night. For now, phoning it in lazy style after putting away a flask of this at the Avengers 2 tonight.9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
To hell with the stock bullshit......*squint*.....YES! I see some Teachers Highland Cream!9yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Was pissed that Auchentoshan Three Wood was $80, pretty glad I left and went down the road, unexpectedly found Balvenie First Fill Single Barrel 12 and some more Glenmorangies I needed. Now I'm broke again.10yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
Told my wife no whisky this year, so she got me a glass instead. I had no choice but to break out my beloved Glenmorangie Astar to take its cherry.10yr ⋅ Biomortis ⋅ r/Whiskyporn
